Caption Contest...

[DD_Fenrir]

A unique screenie from tonight's gathering, winning caption gets an inflatable dart board! X

[BluBear]

"Doggy-style threeway gone wrong?!"

[Pooka]

Some swabbie will be busy scraping off that warning.

Pooka

[Cold_Gambler]

"Spinning Propellers" are the least of our concerns...

[GreyKnight]

Deck Gunner - "I see the 3 stooges made it back this time."

[Painless]

~S~

"One flash of her shapely underside and the gentlemen aeroplanes lost it "

~S~ P.

[Snacko]

DangerDogz Perfect Landing

[T_O_A_D]

You put your big nose in,

You fold your big wings back,

You flip your plane about,

You do the Hokey Pokey,

and you turn your self around

That's whats its all about.

[Mayhem]

I kan Flyz R-pane!!!

[FoolTrottel]

[Tonar]

Did anyone else see that Deer

[Kimosabi]

"My loneliness, is killing mee *aand IIII*. I must confess, I still believe *still believe*, when I'm not with you I lose my mind, give me a siiiign, Hit me baby, one more time!"

[Pappy]

"Fighter group to Tower, we are unfamiliar with the area... Request direction to the airport"

[HH_RitterCuda]

ALRIGHT who waxed the deck?

[Sweper]

You picki´n guys. Btw, I think it is me in flames behind the artillery

[Jediteo]

The dichotomy presented here concerning the landings begs the question what can be defined as a a landing. Surely the stationary propellers of the landed aircraft indicates a landed aircraft, as proposed by the warning written on the ship itself. The juxtaposition of which lends it self to a slight tang of sarcastic comedy to an otherwise stressful situation. Concerning the duality of what can be considered a landing, one can only surmise that the aircraft cannot be fully determined. This state of rest can be compared to Schrödinger Hellcat, where a plane can both be seen as crashed or landed until observed. Ergo, one can suggest that the three aircraft detailed above can both be described as landed and crashed, as neither definition is sufficient to fully describe the state of the vehicles nor completely exclude them from the two possible explanations.

However, if we add non-positivist material into the study, the adage "any landing you walk away from" lends itself to label these wrecked aircraft as landings, however, such non-empirical methodology can easily lead to conjecture based solely on personal observation. This would bring the above picture into the field of art, as a sufficent depth in personal reaction could be invoked into inner meanings of the picture. However, that is beyond the scope of this enquiry, and will not be dwelled upon further. In conclusion, the plane cannot be truly determined by the term described above, and a new form of attribute is required to be assigned to the state of flight presented above.

And yes, Jedi is very bored.

[Shadrach]

That reads like one of Mrs Shadrachs shopping lists.

[Friar]

@Jedi - LOL! Excellent post from the home of all knowledge on the net - jedipedia!.