Cold_Gambler Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 To: "Painless", member of the Il-2 Squadron "Danger Dogz" (hereinafter referred to as DD). From: "Cold_Gambler", prosecutor, legal counsel representing DD. Charges: 1- Breach of Standing Squadron Regulation. It is asserted herein that the individual, known as "Painless", was at all material times, and remains, a member of Danger Dogz squadron. As such, it is submitted that Painless knew, or ought to have known, of the Regulations, written and unwritten, of said squadron. It is more particularly submitted that Painless knew, or ought to have known, of the practice whereby "what happens in the meadow, stays in the meadow". Exhibit A- hereto attached, was provided by an anonymous source. EXHIBIT A The anonymous source, Witness B, will provide sworn testimony at the hearing that he is not a member of DD, and that the defendant, Painless, knowingly provided Exhibit A to a non-member in support of his statements of sexual exploits. The prosecution submits that the Regulation is based upon the need for discretion to uphold the DD reputation. The conduct of the defendant constitutes a clear breach of the regulation. For this same reason of discretion, the prosecution seeks, by way of preliminary motion, the imposition of both a media ban and an in camera hearing. The prosecution submits that the actions of the defendant require nothing less than the imposition of the highest sanction available to the Court. The prosecution therefore seeks an order that the worker wear Lederhosen for a period of one month, while flying exclusively Axis aircraft. Respectfully submitted, Cold_Gambler Prosecutor, Internal Affairs, Danger Dogz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Hilarious CG! I see you posted this in the public area. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 :k9lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted April 11, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Excellent work CG. I think you've got him "bang-to-rights" on this one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Great, now you need to interpret that for the hoi poloi. e.x.: In camera - the meeting will be held inside a Canon Rebel camera, behind closed doors. Why can't lawyers write in English?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (gasp!) LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO (snort) ahhhhhhh LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL oh the pain, oh the pain!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Oh Ouwwww Oh Owwww......ribs hurt........ouwwwwwwchy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Well done CG...love the look on the sheep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted April 12, 2008 Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 Finally! Justice rules by God. Now sheep and showers can both be visited safely........ And ditto Rattler about lawyers speaking Romulan all the time. I always figured that Fireman outfits would make great flasher suits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted April 12, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 ~S~ CG sir, In my defense I would like to submit to you that I have known that animal for some years and more than that have grown very fond of her. Furthermore I have funded her education for over two years now which surely gives me certain "rights" ?? To add perspective to the charges leveled I would also like to submit a photograph clearly showing my good character whilst off duty..... Respectfully, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted April 12, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 12, 2008 So funny! But.... Doesn't that Exhibit A clearly demonstrate that he IS UPHOLDING THE DDs REPUTATION? Or have the DDs been infested with a virulent case of Political Correctness in my absence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted April 13, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Funds received, the charge has been withdrawn... and yes, you may wear the lederhosen anyways. @ Rattler, do you realize that if you mere mortals understood half our jargon we wouldn't be able to keep ourselves in style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 ..................I'm not even gonna ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Funds received, the charge has been withdrawn... and yes, you may wear the lederhosen anyways. @ Rattler, do you realize that if you mere mortals understood half our jargon we wouldn't be able to keep ourselves in style? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD_Bucky Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 Imagine a first time visitor,curious about us,visiting our message boards.....and stumbling across this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 That's why you joined wasn't it Bucky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted April 13, 2008 Report Share Posted April 13, 2008 I bet they'd think we were an intellectually diverse, interesting, sick and perverted!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pudfark Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Howdy All, Worst case scenario realized... Newbie saw this post.... In defense of "Painless", it is just his way of saying "I Love Ewe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted September 6, 2008 Report Share Posted September 6, 2008 Howdy All, Worst case scenario realized... Newbie saw this post.... In defense of "Painless", it is just his way of saying "I Love Ewe." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted September 7, 2008 Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 omg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2. Administrators Jabo Posted September 7, 2008 2. Administrators Report Share Posted September 7, 2008 Pray you never find out Rico, I'm still in therapy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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