To the point where a Hen approached me and said that they (the Hen Party) wished that they, quote "....had spent some time with you lot instead of going out. You seemed to be having fun!" unquote
I agreed, saying that we indeed had had great fun and also that it's a shame the Hens didn't join us as their presence would have enhanced our evening greatly.
The Hen suggested that she could enhance my evening greatly if I wanted.
I coyly suggested that I didn't need any enhancements as I was happy with what I had.
She laughed and playfully slapped my shoulder.
At this, we both knew what should be happening that night.
She leant toward me and said "I cant invite you back to my room, I'm in with my sister"
I said, with a cheeky wink, that's not a problem......
She giggled, and said "Your room would be fine, I'm sure" And, nodding towards a figure behind me, said "Any way your pet monkey could go elsewhere for the night....?"
I knew without turning that I was scuppered....I didn't need to look......'effin Painless....again.....
Blown out.
PS The quote is true.