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Jediteo

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Everything posted by Jediteo

  1. Hip Hip. Best bunch of boisterous bastards to ever grace the internet.
  2. Anyone up for flying Lock on Tonight?

  3. Two beards, One plane.
  4. HOORAY! Render unto the patriarch.
  5. Friar, that is just awesome, A big S!.
  6. Best weekend of all time, S! to all the Dogz for superb the company.
  7. Here we go leaving for London, If I don't show up Jabo killed me.

  8. FT is a real human being, how terrifying.
  9. I don't think there is enough mint-sauce in the world.
  10. ~S~ Todd, M8 if I am still THAT sober I will be dissapointed LOL. It could be Jedi ~S~ Mick. Of course not mr P, I simpy refuse to wear shorts and a baseball cap. I can hold my booze pretty well however.
  11. Victory is mine, Just bagged a 2:1, not a first but pretty dammed good. Dissertation got an excellent mark. Yay me.

    1. Crash

      Crash

      well done Jedi, dont get too drunk!

    2. B16Enk

      B16Enk

      S! Jedi, well done!

  12. Btw, this does force all the DDz to keep their shirts on I hope?
  13. The vuvuzela is a clear example that some countries and people are just to be avoided. Quite ungentlemanly really, making that sort of racket. This world cup, while still just another football game (and thus thoroughly uninteresting) is even more difficult to watch with that continuous droning sound. Here follows a truly amusing article http://www.theonion.com/articles/south-african-vuvuzela-philharmonic-angered-by-soc,17625/
  14. Was going through his rhetoric the other day, they do not make speeches like that anymore.
  15. I would say to be carried by half-naked busty women cheering your name is somewhere high on the list, but I guess some form of public transport exists.
  16. If anyone ever played Monkey Island First line is the insults, Second being the reply Every enemy I have met, I’ve annihilated. With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated. You’re as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee. I look that much like your fiancee? Killing you would be justifiable homicide. Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. You’re the ugliest monster ever created. If you don’t count all the ones you’ve dated. I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet. When I’m done with you, you’ll be a boneless filet. Would you like to be buried or cremated? With you around, I’d rather be fumigated. Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified. Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified. At least mine can be identified. You can’t match my witty repartee. I could, if you would use some breath spray. I have never seen such clumsy swordplay. You would have, but you were always running away. En Garde! Touche! Oh, that is so cliche. Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated. Too bad they’re all fabricated. I can’t rest ‘til you’ve been exterminated. Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated. I’ll leave you devastated, mutilated, and peforated. Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated. Heaven preseve me! You look like something that’s died! The only way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde. I’ll hound you night and day. Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
  17. Is it strange that I rather want one? While airplanes are wonderful in their practical aspects, I quite thoroughly enjoy the mechanical and engineering side of it. The Vulcan one would be rather good for when I recreate the scene from thunderball, minus the whole threaten the world with nuclear weapons of couse, we have enough of that already.
  18. Jediteo

    Gb V Usa

    Mr P, you have just earned yourself a big high five, sir! I quite dislike football, quite a silly sport played by girly men.
  19. Great, now I can change the oil filter on my Hurricane that has been in garage all this time.
  20. Am I the only one to find this kinda awesome? Come on, Retro tech and nerd love combined.
  21. WOW. Look at the wellington! The DM looks greatly improved, just look at that spittie. Almost looks like it is grining through its teeth
  22. Jabo enterprises? Not a subunit of Universal Exports is it?
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