Jediteo

P40 Here.

Andy wouldn't agree with anyone on the colour of an orange.

Hey JP, you fight battles and get experience points, which use use to research better parts. These parts are upgrades for your tanks, such as better turrets and guns. They also are the prerequisites for more modern tanks. You start with a MS1 and a Leichtraktor. In the case of the Ltraktor, follow the tree of researchable items towards the Panzer II. When you have researched the PZII, you can go into the store and buy it using the credits. Clear as mud? I could hop on and help you with it if you want. EDIT, Be sure to fight the "Recruits battles" until you get the high tier tanks. There you are only up against equally weak tanks.

This duo came up on TS today, thought I would share this little gem of comedy. and here is a contemporary homage to them EDIT, Strangely the limit is 2 youtube video embeds. I just could not stop myself from adding merely a sliver of the comedic genius of these two gentlemen. [www.youtube.com/watch?v=goZtiTM2y38] Soupy twist, gentlemen

Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday!

Well if JP would join us one evening, we would be Kelly's heroes.

Updated and ingame. My KV3 is all cuddly.

CCE, CEG, CEG, CEG,CEG, EGCGE, CCE (If anyone actually gets that joke, I'll be quite intrigued) S! X45, you have served your master well. Quite sad when a stick departs this world.

Happy Birthday Nick!

Good idea, I just use the same tag. Jediteo. Pz4 with a decent gun.

Thank you chaps, although a birthday is hardly an achievement, I've just managed to stay alive another year.

It is a single player game, with three campaigns in the stock game, but mods add so much more. You can move while firing, in effect, you command the driver to drivesomewhere, or direct with him left/right commands. Fairly simple. I've played entire missions solely in the commanders seat, looking out the slits of the PZ-III, a bit difficult, but a lot safer than popping your head out. http://www.steelfury.info/index2.html Here is a demo, it is a bit rough since it is unmodded and quite an early release. The problem is the distributer collapsed just after release, halting the development of the game further. None the less, it remains an interesting game for armour aficionados. One game that does multiplayer armour well is WWII online (Battleground Europe). A combined arms sim, you can fly, run around as infantry, use ATGs and drive tanks on a halfscale map of the battle of France, Belgium and Holland. It more like an online war than most games, the flight modeling is a bit lacking, but the ground aspects are quite well made. It is unfortunately a pay per month subscription game, the graphics are slightly uneven, but quite a fun game.

Indeed RIP, a legend in the flying community.

I was bored today, so here are a few jokes I have found. A Dogz best friend. Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, "I would like to have one too!" Then I said, "But she is a dog!" He said he didn't care what she looked like. I said, "You don't understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old." He replied, "You must have been quite a strong boy." When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding. He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, "But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex." He said he didn't want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, "You don't understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night." The clerk said, "Me too!" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. "You don't understand," I said, "I hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, "Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married." The Judge said, "Same here!" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o'clock in the morning. I said, "I'm looking for Sex." -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I've been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw. Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, "What seems to be the trouble?" I replied, "Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I can't live any longer being so lonely." and the doctor said, "Look mister, you should understand that sex isn't a man's best friend so go get yourself a dog." Don't these just make you [sic] Those who jump off a bridge in Paris are in Seine . A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. Practice safe eating - always use condiments. Shotgun wedding - A case of wife or death. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. Reading while sunbathing makes you well red. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I. A bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two tired. What's the definition of a will? (It's a dead give away.) Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. In democracy your vote counts. In feudalism your count votes. She was engaged to a boyfriend with a wooden leg but broke it off. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. If you don't pay your exorcist, you get repossessed With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it. Local Area Network in Australia - the LAN down under. Every calendar's days are numbered. A lot of money is tainted - Taint yours and taint mine. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat. He had a photographic memory that was never developed. A midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison is a small medium at large. Once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead-to-know basis. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses. Acupuncture is a jab well done. Dogz wear part deux A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching. For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job, and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night. One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. Finally he returned a round two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him. She quietly called him over to her.. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly.. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra.." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

More like the latter I am afraid Trib, it is not a simulator, nor a wholly arcade game. It is placed in Sim-Limbo. Still, it remains a reasonably fun game. If you want to try a good tank sim, try Steel Fury, very realistic and quite excruciatingly frustrating when sitting in a Matilda II and all you can see is through a little view slit and you are trying to find the PaK-38 that is denting your armour. Short little video here, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HzMfWTd8z-A&feature=related The sim does a very good job at creating the inside of the tanks, very nicely rendered in full 3d. Quite scary well you hear rounds dinging in the armour. You have all the crew positions in the game, all with their own duties. I prefer to be the gunner, ordering the driver where to go and use the commander as a spotter. The game does feature combined arms, with infantry, artillery support (and enemy artillery) and even air support. With some mods, the game is quite excellent, far more realistic than red orchestra.

I just applied for the beta testing. What is this? Is that some other way of trying it out? http://mmohut.com/giveaways/world-of-tanks-closed-beta-key-giveaway Hop on here, get the key, put it on the website,register and you should be able to download the client and able to play. On TS now if you need help.

Happy Birthday!

Ljungbyhed? Sure, if I can I will. Sounds like a lot of fun. My dad probably would like to come along, he hasn't seen a Draken since he used to work on them in the 70's. Might be able to get the Säve one, quite a bit to drive though.

Preliminary analyis suggests the specimen is an Agriope Aurantia, However it is not supposed to be native to the UK so it seems unlikely. Seems that is is an Agriope atleast. Took me a while to look through a few books. Biology and identification of species is not among my preferred subjects.

No dice on the GPU and RAM removal. The lights and fans come on but nothing else. The CMOS issue is quite perplexing, I simply cannot figure it out. No visable damage on either the CPU or the Mobo, but it seems the Mobo is fried somehow. I would recommend a purchase of an update pack, containing a new mobo, Cpu and RAM. All other systems appear to be nominal. Quite strange really, never seen anything quite like it. The board does not give any audial cues (beeps), leading to a suspicion of a hardware failure in the motherboard.

As a project, I am trying to get one of the old family computers running, a fine computer yet it has not been working for a year. The problem is that it will not POST, yet the lights and fans activate, and the hardrive does its spool up when powered, but no real start. I have cleared the CMOS, by moving the jumper to the 2,3 pins, then returning it to the 1,2. Strangely, the power only comes on when the jumper is at 2,3. The PSU is fine as I have replaced it with a functioning unit. Rather strange. I am thinking either the CPU or the Mobo has seen its last sunrise. The question is, can the combined wits of the dogz overcome the cold hulk that is the computer in question? Thank you, Jedi.