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Got a link please? Banana forums seem to be hiding it well.. Got it: http://forum.1cpublishing.eu/showthread.php?t=21944

Happy Easter to you too Jim! And you other mongrels Plans: Got a lot of grass to mow, need to get on top and stay there (with the grass too - but may go for some variety ) Need to service the Disco, and see if I can coax my Merc back into life. Aside from that, a lazy long weekend and hopefully some stick time too!

The 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified at the ugliest child he had ever seen. He told his wife: 'There's no way I can be the father of this baby. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered! Have you been fooling around behind my back?' The wife smiled sweetly and replied: 'No, not this time!' The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! 'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.' So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home. 'I have something to show you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. 'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead!' The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. 'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.' She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. 'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.' 'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room. 'Oh it's a statue,' she replied. 'The Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too.' No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. 'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing.' The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. 'Certainly, Sir, that'll be one cent.' 'One Cent?' the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: 'How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?' 'A nickel,' the barman replied. 'A nickel?' exclaimed the man. 'Where's the guy who owns this place?' The bartender replied: 'Upstairs, with my wife.' The man asked: 'What's he doing upstairs with your wife?' The bartender replied: 'The same thing I'm doing to his business down here.' The 6th & Best Affair Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied. 'Now just rest and let the poison work.'

Ouch! You are right.. to a degree. I will setup an FTP account that can be used for large files like this, and enable import for the Dogz. This way you can ftp files to server, go into the downloads and click on import and hey presto! it appears in the vault. Advantage, aside from size, is that ftp can resume should connection break

Why?! Our Download manager was made for just this! You can also, if you so wish, use IrfanView (free) to batch process a directory(folder) of images to resize/format convert. If you want, upload the zip file to our server and PM/Post and I can then import the contents for you. It may be useful for others and could form the basis of a tutorial even!

Rather than rely on TS... still don't understand why the vault/forums is not the default for some: http://dangerdogz.com/forums/topic/8328-how-to-make-russina-version-english/page__gopid__89672#entry89672

Wish they would provide MD5 sums.. I can easily confirm integrity then.

Allegedly Steam will overwrite But I could be wrong... It may not alter the shorcut which means a manual edit to turn the mod off.

http://ultrapack.il2war.com/index.php/topic,3879.msg36712.html#msg36712

Or this one:http://dangerdogz.com/forums/files/file/496-il2cod-14072rar/No ads, no waiting and pretty quick DOH! Downloading from the Vault now as the first attempt from 1c crapped out mid-way through. Jabo Advantage, once again, of having a dedicated server. I was able to use torrent to pull it direct to the server, did it in 10 minutes or so - significantly better than the 2 or so hours it would take to download to my PC and then upload. I can create accounts for a select few to do the torrents to the box if there is any interest?

Wow.. roll on UP3!!!!

Or this one: http://dangerdogz.com/forums/files/file/496-il2cod-14072rar/ No ads, no waiting and pretty quick

You should be able to create a new sub-album, then move all images into it. Also (but may be bugged) you should be able to move this album too: Then: Should get the drop down there, hopefully it shows your main Album...

Err.. I like the way you attached those Toad... how did you do that!!

Happy to report, since my last post, finally nailed the upload problem. All groovy now I hope.. And uploading the All-In-One now to the vault.

Thanks! I would not have spotted that, been sweating buckets over a weird email server issue and managed to break the web server too. Got it working again, but file system permissions (well the user dangerdogz.com runs under) got screwed up. Found and reported a bug, and hopefully got it corrected

Even easier if someone were to upload that to our own vault so we don't have to use megaupload. Seems daft paying for web space and bandwidth only to use some add ridden site When I get home I'll pull it down and upload, my work proxy deems that site dodgy

Codebase is stll XP though... so no DX10 Better bet would be a 180 day trial of: http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2008/en/us/trial-software.aspx Can be extended too...

Do you still have the original install, it may be looking to that. What other Steam games do you have? One trick with Steam, and may not apply in your case, is it can be moved from default c:\progra~1\steam without having to download everything again! https://support.steampowered.com/kb_article.php?ref=7418-YUBN-8129

I have added these to the Vault Kev. So please feel free to link to them in your tutorial Also increased max file size to 122MB

Win 7 and XP dual boot (no upgrade path from XP direct to 7) requires at least 2 partitions, or disks. So XP on disk 1 and install 7 on disk 2, easy enough. MSFFB2 works fine under 7, but you loose ability to map keys to buttons. 32 bit vs 64 bit, 64 bit every time IMHO, when you put > 3GB in your system you can use it

She's a nurse??!! Oh yeah, now you mention it.. didn't notice

Look at it another way.. ..buy it and put the cost down to paying for all those patches and mods you now have with IL2. You will get the added bonus of a really nice BoB sim eventually too

Hey.. there are so many bloody variants now it is hard to keep up. I had to look it up myself!

Welcome Bongo! I think your Nick will get shortened Fruity will tell you