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I am quite hairy down there and my snippet valve looks like Brian May's plughole

I can't stop crying either, brilliant find.....

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"However if we ignore the blinding, crippling and debilitating pain I should point out that this product is remarkably effective. Before, all manner of organisms great and small lived down there, now nothing can grow; not even on a cellular level. Sadly this includes my genitalia; I've spent the last four hours staring fixedly at Carol Vorderman's arse, all to no avail. My tinkywinkleton hasn't even so much as perked up, so if my review seems a bit harsh, it's only because I wanted children."

:roflmao:

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This is a little disturbing :D

"I found this product better than the wax strips i had used previously as the hamsters didn't make as much noise during the process"

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~S~ Sir Thomas,

Bloody funny M8 but proved what wusses blokes can be. <_<

I used that product to remove the hair from my palms and the soles of my feet, it didn't hurt a bit ! It was only later when [somehow] the residue on my palms found it's way onto my bollocks that a slight tingling sensation was apparent :wub:

Give it go chaps. :D

~S~ Pain.

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You people are disgusting.

(freaking hilarious, but disgusting)

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So I'm internet surfing in the man cave when I came across this gem and my wife is asking from upstairs what all the hilarity is about? Nothing, hon, nothing at all. You just wouldn't understand; it's a guy thing.

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Good call SP, if she knew anything about about it, she may very well use it in your sleep to get even for something you long forgot about doing wrong to her.

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