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Helping Tonar Out


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Someone call my boss and tell him I need to fly? 303-538-8697

The following is the transcript from the call that took place....

Hello, is that Tonar's boss?

who

Tonar

who is Tonar

sorry, its all I know him as

who are you

my name is Friar and I am calling from the England

your who?

Friar

from where

England...I meet Tonar on the internet

Your from that TV wind-up show right....am I being filmed....

No, Tonar is a guy I fly with, on the internet

You fly with Tonar on the internet........

Yes, we fly world war two fighter planes

and why are you calling me?

I want you to let Tonar come fly with the Dogz I want him as a wingman

You fly on the internet with dogs and you want Tonar as a wingman

Not real dogs, its the name of our squadron

You have a squadron? is the nice lady late with your tablets?

Yes, I mean No, I am not on medication, and I would like you to let Tonar come fly with us....we miss him

I still dont know who this Tonar guy is.

You must know him, he does something with locks

I am a locksmith, I know lots of guys that do stuff with locks

Ah.I remember know...his name is Mike

Oh..Mike...never heard of him...listen buddy..are you sure you have the right number

Yes, Tonar, sorry Mike posted it on the internet and asked someone to call you

What was you name again

Friar, although I am not a real Friar, its just an identity I use

You pretend to be a monk and play with dogs?

No, I pretend to be a Friar, in charge of the Priory of St Oleg which is an organisation for saving fallen women, its based in Lichtenstein, well not really, its just what I made up

This Tonar guy, does he save fallen women too?

No, its just me, but I do offer to send the Sisters round to people for their birthday

Ahh I get it now, your some sort of pimp, your trying to get me to book a girl

No, you mis-understand, the girls dont exist

You dont say.

We fly fighter planes together

Are they real

No

So your not really a monk, you have a fake name, you fly pretend aeroplanes with dogs

No the dogs are real, they are the other members of our group. We all meet on the internet as well, apart from Jabo, we picked him up in a pub in England

I heard some stuff about your english pubs..

No it was not like that

Anyway, will you let Tonar off work early, we need him to practice with us

Practice?

Yes, please, we are fighting another group

Do they use dogs to fly the planes as well?

No

Ok, if I see Tonar I'll let him off early

Thats great, many thanks, good afternoon

What ever buddy..

click

There you go Tonar sorted...

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