1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted December 6, 2012 1. DDz Quorum Posted December 6, 2012 Someone call my boss and tell him I need to fly? 303-538-8697 The following is the transcript from the call that took place.... Hello, is that Tonar's boss? who Tonar who is Tonar sorry, its all I know him as who are you my name is Friar and I am calling from the England your who? Friar from where England...I meet Tonar on the internet Your from that TV wind-up show right....am I being filmed.... No, Tonar is a guy I fly with, on the internet You fly with Tonar on the internet........ Yes, we fly world war two fighter planes and why are you calling me? I want you to let Tonar come fly with the Dogz I want him as a wingman You fly on the internet with dogs and you want Tonar as a wingman Not real dogs, its the name of our squadron You have a squadron? is the nice lady late with your tablets? Yes, I mean No, I am not on medication, and I would like you to let Tonar come fly with us....we miss him I still dont know who this Tonar guy is. You must know him, he does something with locks I am a locksmith, I know lots of guys that do stuff with locks Ah.I remember know...his name is Mike Oh..Mike...never heard of him...listen buddy..are you sure you have the right number Yes, Tonar, sorry Mike posted it on the internet and asked someone to call you What was you name again Friar, although I am not a real Friar, its just an identity I use You pretend to be a monk and play with dogs? No, I pretend to be a Friar, in charge of the Priory of St Oleg which is an organisation for saving fallen women, its based in Lichtenstein, well not really, its just what I made up This Tonar guy, does he save fallen women too? No, its just me, but I do offer to send the Sisters round to people for their birthday Ahh I get it now, your some sort of pimp, your trying to get me to book a girl No, you mis-understand, the girls dont exist You dont say. We fly fighter planes together Are they real No So your not really a monk, you have a fake name, you fly pretend aeroplanes with dogs No the dogs are real, they are the other members of our group. We all meet on the internet as well, apart from Jabo, we picked him up in a pub in England I heard some stuff about your english pubs.. No it was not like that Anyway, will you let Tonar off work early, we need him to practice with us Practice? Yes, please, we are fighting another group Do they use dogs to fly the planes as well? No Ok, if I see Tonar I'll let him off early Thats great, many thanks, good afternoon What ever buddy.. click There you go Tonar sorted... Quote
Tonar Posted December 6, 2012 Posted December 6, 2012 LOL!!!! That is fantastic Frair !! But unfortunatly, He didn't buy it , and I will have to miss todays flying again. Now I need to stop laughing and get back to work Thanks for the effort ~S~ Quote
T_O_A_D Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 I wish you would call my Boss and simply get me fired. Quote
1. DDz Quorum Sid Posted December 7, 2012 1. DDz Quorum Posted December 7, 2012 Missed stuff like this....well done Friar Quote
Parts Posted December 7, 2012 Posted December 7, 2012 That is funny as fook! Sent from my iBrick via my finger! Quote
2. Administrators Jabo Posted December 7, 2012 2. Administrators Posted December 7, 2012 as rib-tickling as always Col. Quote
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