SLEEPING WITH MICK
The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Mick and comes down to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes bloodshot.
They said, "Man,what happened to you? He said, "Mick snored so loudly,i just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guys turn. In the morning,same thing,hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said,"Man, what happened ? You look awefull! He said Man that mick shakes the roof off with his snoring. I watched him all night.
The third night it was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker,a man's man..The next morning he came down to breakfast bright-eyed
and bushy tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it..They said "Man, what happened?" He said,"well we got ready for bed. I went and
tucked Mick into bed, patted him on the arse, and kissed him goodnight on the lips. Mick sat up and watched me all night.
WITH AGE COMES WISDOM