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MadTrooper

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  1. WOW What a soldier !! Stand Easy Sir ! Thanks for sharing JP! MT
  2. WOW, Bravo Crash. Very creative. Excellent job. MT
  3. MadTrooper

    Hello

    Welcome tothe pound Lobster !!
  4. Have a Great Canada Day Guys!
  5. Dagger, I've never played it but it looks good !!
  6. I have benn using a X52 for the last 3 years and I love it. I'm sure you wont regret it!
  7. HI Divingwolf, Welcome to the pound See you up in the virtual sky! MT
  8. One day, in line at the company cafeteria, Joe says to Mike behind him, "My elbow hurts like hell. I guess I'd better see a doctor." "Listen, you don't have to spend that kind of money," Mike replies "There's a diagnostic computer down at Costco. Just give it a urine sample and the computer will tell you what's wrong and what to do about it. It takes ten seconds and costs ten dollars - A lot cheaper than a doctor." So, Joe deposits a urine sample in a small jar and takes it to Costco. He deposits ten dollars and the computer lights up and asks for the urine sample... He pours the sample into the slot and waits. Ten seconds later, the computer ejects a printout: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water and avoid heavy activity.. It will improve in two weeks. Thank you for shopping @ Costco.." That evening, while thinking how amazing this new technology was, Joe began wondering if the computer could be fooled. He mixed some tap water, a stool sample from his dog, urine samples from his wife and daughter, and a sperm sample from himself for good measure. Joe hurries back to Costco, eager to check the results.. He deposits ten dollars, pours in his concoction, and awaits the results . The computer prints the following: 1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. (Aisle 9) 2. Your dog has ringworm.. Bathe him with anti-fungal shampoo. (Aisle 7) 3. Your daughter has a cocaine habit. Get her into rehab. 4. Your wife is pregnant. Twins. They aren't yours.. Get a lawyer. 5. If you don't stop playing with yourself, your elbow will never get better! Thank you for shopping @ Costco!
  9. Hey Bucky !! Long time, how are you ?

  10. Take a look at my proof MT
  11. When you'll hear BG say...''Furball up high 1 O'clock Altitude 3 meters'' you'll know that these bees will give him some IL2 flashback.
  12. Cool find. Thanks for sharing Trout!
  13. Great story with excellent pictures. It makes me want one too. Thanks for sharing. MT
  14. ok thanks Snacko but if someone else tries it please give some feedback. MT
  15. HI JP, Thanks for sharing this story. These type of remembrance events always move me. I can tell you, in 1981 I was part of a Canadian Army team that did the 160 km forced march (done in 4 days) that is done in Holland annually, in Nijmegen. After we were done walking the last 40 km in the last day, we took a quick shower, changed in our work dress uniform and we took part of the large parade that closed the event. Let me tell you when we, the Canadians, walked in the City of Nijmegen with our pipes and drums, as we were walking people were cheering everywere, brought us flowers, girls would kiss us, shake our hands and saying thank you for what the Canadians did for them. Needless to say that this was a night of partying and having a good time downtown receiving free drinks everywhere we went. It made us really proud. This brings back a lot of good memories for me. They will always remember and so we shall. MT
  16. HI Snacko, if you try that keyboard mod please let us know what you think of it. I'dd probably be interested too. Thanks
  17. His he dangerous, does he have rabies too LOL
  18. Thanks Fruitbat. I'm gona check it out. MT
  19. Fruitbat, What is your water settings in your ini file and what type of graphic card do you have. Your water looks really natural ! wow.
  20. HI MAC, All you have to do is copy your ''Fire smoke effect'' folder and paste it to your <jsgmemods> folder. Then anable it in your jsgme before loading the game and voilà ! MT
  21. Love that one !! thanks for sharing !
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