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We wish to notify you that you have been selected as one of the Diversity Visa (DV) Program winner for receiving a United States

Permanent Resident Card. It is also known as the Green Card Lottery. The lottery has been administered on an annual basis

by the Department of State and conducted under the terms of Section 203© of the Immigration and Nationality Act (INA).

Section 131 of the Immigration Act of 1990 (Pub. L. 101-649) amended INA 203 to provide for a new class of immigrants known

as "diversity immigrants" (DV immigrants).

As part of the agreement we will issue A FREE Airline ticket from your country to the USA to claim your Green Card under

the American Green Card Lottery Program. The ticket will be sent via post mail at your address registered with us once your visa

will be remitted by the U.S department of State.

The U.S Department of State will should contact you soon with visa processing information and how to proceed further.

If you have any question regarding the visa please wait for the U.S Department of State to contact you as we do not have any competency to discuss further details with you.

What should you do now ?

Wait for the U.S Department of State to contact you and give you the information about visa processing and how to proceed further .

Best regards,

Costumer Service Team

The USAFIS Organization

I'm baffled. :blink:

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Kimo, stand by to receive another e-mail shortly from the "state department" which will probably ask you to hand over bank account details to them in order to receive your visa and plane ticket. If you do this I would imagine some of our Nigerian friends will be visiting your bank account soon. After all, it takes a lot of money to keep the "state department" rolling. :angry:

OR

The state department really do monitor the Ubizoo and this is what comes from posting pictures of hairy transexuals on the Cliffs of Dover board. :thumbsu:

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Mind you, this is not the normal Nigerian phishing scam I normally get. This is very elaborate. Even have a nice US Government-ish banner in there. The unsubscribe clicky won't work though. I didn't even know I had subscribed.

If the state department can't handle one little innocent transsexual underwear model in a bikini, they can blow me.

Oh, lol at "bank account". Is that were my salary pops up on occation only to magically disappear the next day?

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I'm registered at the banana forums but have never posted there. Just discovered I've had five p.m's sent to me there over the years. Three of which want me to buy viagra and this little gem;

Private Message: MRS. AICHA MUSTAPHA

03-30-2008, 06:01 PM

Aicha225

Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008

Posts: 0

MRS. AICHA MUSTAPHA

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

MRS. AICHA MUSTAPHA

SENIOR ACCOUNTANT,

IVORY COAST MARITIME AUTHORITY

COTE D IVOIRE, WEST AFRICA.

EMAIL: aicha_mustapha2002@yahoo.ca

DEAR SIR/ MADAM,

IT IS WITH TRUST AND CONFIDENCE I WRITE TO SHARE MY EXPERIENCE WITH YOU FOR A MUTUAL BENEFIT. IT IS MY HOPE THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL FIND YOU IN THE BEST OF TIMES. MY NAME IS MRS.AICHA MUSTAPHA, A SENIOR ACCOUNTANT WITH THE IVORY COAST MARITIME AUTHORITY. AFTER MUCH DELIBERATIONS WITH MY TWO COLLEAGUES, I HAVE DECIDED TO FORWARD TO YOU THIS PROPOSAL TO SOLICIT FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO FACILITATE THE TRANSFER OF THIS US10.5 MILLION DOLLARS (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND U.S. DOLLARS) TO A SAFE ACCOUNT OVERSEAS.

THIS FUND RESULTED FROM AN OVER-INVOICED BILL FROM A CONTRACT AWARDED BY THE GOVERNMENT TO AN EXPATRIATE COMPANY, UNDER MY WATCH AS THE CHAIRMAN OF THE CONTRACT AWARD COMMITTEE. THIS CONTRACT WAS ACTUALLY COMMISSIONED IN 2005 AND EXECUTED IN 2006. THE CONTRACTING FIRM HAS ALSO BEEN PAID THEIR ACTUAL COST FOR THE CONTRACT. WE ARE NOW LEFT WITH THE BALANCE OF US 10.5 MILLION DOLLARS AS THE OVER-INVOICED AMOUNT AS WE AGREED WITH THE CONRACTING FIRM.

HOWEVER, BY OUR GOVERNMENT POLICY/CIVIL SERVICE CODE OF CONDUCT, WE CANNOT OPERATE ANY FOREIGN ACCOUNTS AS LONG AS WE ARE STILL IN PUBLIC SERVICE. FOR THIS REASON, I AM SOLICITING FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO HAVE THIS FUND TRANSFERRED OUT FROM HERE FOR OUR MUTUAL BENEFIT. WE HAVE AGREED TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THE TOTAL FUND AFTER THE TRANSFER, FOR YOUR SUPPORT. UPON YOUR REPLY AND ACCEPTANCE OF THIS PROPOSAL, MORE INFORMATION SHALL BE GIVEN TO YOU WITH REGARD TO TRANSFERRING THE FUND FROM THE BANK HERE.

TO MY COLLEAGUES AND I, THIS IS A LIFE TIME OPPORTUNITY WE CANNOT AFFORD TO MISS. AS YOU MAY WANT TO KNOW, THIS TRANSACTION IS FREE FROM ALL SORTS OF RISKS. LET HONESTY AND TRUST BE OUR WATCH WORD THROUGHOUT THIS TRANSACTION.

YOUR PROMPT REPLY WILL BE HIGHLY APPRECIATED. REPLY THROUGH EMAIL: aicha_mustapha2002@yahoo.ca

REGARDS.

MRS. AICHA MUSTAPHA

Amazing. :goodjob:

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Why the hell would I want a green card? We're stinkin' rich over here. :occasion5:

Oh I got the follow up e-mail from the US Department of State now. They want me to pay $681 up front as a processing fee. That's a pretty expensive bureaucracy if you ask me. LOL I think I'll have to ditch Hotmail. There's just no way around this crap dropping in.

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Why the hell would I want a green card? We're stinkin' rich over here. :occasion5:

Whatever you do, keep away from clicking any links in the message - be it Unsubscribe or whatever.

A relative of mine got sent a self-activating virus that first opened as a desktop icon, bright yellow banner with SEX written in large, bold type black right across it.

At this point he panicked and right-clicked and deleted the offending icon before his Missus saw it , and Bingo! - the viral package opened, spread right across his system, hijacked his browser and probably set him onto a bot-net. Every time he tried to activate his Antivirus the machine crashed.

It came to me in the end, the machine that is, and I just put in a new hard drive and installed Windows on it. I did take a look beforehand, not connected to the web, and managed to run Hijack this! using a CDR, but there was masses of rubbish everywhere. Fortunately he had backed up his data before the whole thing went off, so he had learnt something from me.

Shit like this, there's only one option for it - Delete

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Why the hell would I want a green card?

Dual Citizenship.

Plus, you will not need to become involved with any on-line scam either. With my contacts, I can easily arrange for you to get a Green Card in a little less than three years.

And as an added bonus, during those three years you will be able to travel the world and visit exotic locations and meet new and interesting people. All at the expense of the U.S. Government.

All you will need to do is enlist in the United States Army. Then the Army will helpfully make arrangements for how you will spend the next three years of your life. After successfully completing your enlistment, you will be placed on a "Fast Track" for receiving a Green Card.

And Mate, don't worry about the pictures of hairy transsexuals you posted, the U.S. Military has recently abolished it's "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy. The U.S. Military is now open to all sorts deviants.

Hell, they took me. :icon_farao:

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I would have thought she would automatically get US citizenship Tonar. You did marry the girl I hope!

You have obviously no understanding of how things work around here....... Instant citizenship is only available to illegal immigrants, hard working honest immigrants who want to do things the right way are endlessly hassled and extorted just like real citizens. I mean you have to get used to our way of life don't you?

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You have obviously no understanding of how things work around here....... Instant citizenship is only available to illegal immigrants, hard working honest immigrants who want to do things the right way are endlessly hassled and extorted just like real citizens. I mean you have to get used to our way of life don't you?

ROFLMAO!

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Can I shoot .50 cal if I join the US Army?

Mate, I can guarantee that you will get the opportunity to fire all sorts of different weapons. Plus as an added bonus, the Army will arrange for you to be fired upon by a wide variety of weapons.

"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result."

Winston Churchill

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Can I shoot .50 cal if I join the US Army?

Mate, I can guarantee that you will get the opportunity to fire all sorts of different weapons. Plus as an added bonus, the Army will arrange for you to be fired upon by a wide variety of weapons.

"There is nothing more exhilarating than to be shot at without result."

Winston Churchill

LOL I'm sure they would. Hook me up as a door gunner on a Huey or CH53 and we have a deal. I would take nothing less. I guess I could also accept a gunner spot in a AC130 but going around in circles makes me dizzy. It could work if fair amounts of single malt was provided to counteract the dizzyness.

I did bootcamp 12 years ago, should be good to go.....

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I would have thought she would automatically get US citizenship Tonar. You did marry the girl I hope!

Instant Green card, not instant citizenship.

3 year wait after marrige before you can apply. Then who nows how long after that.

I can alway hide her in the basement.

Tonar, are you serious? Who'd pay to be a gringo?

A girl who grew up in the center of Mexico City. ^-^

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