Some Ideas For/from Britain..

[B16Enk]

I REALLY DO LIKE THIS ONE......& THE REST TOO!!!!

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Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home. This way

the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.

They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,

wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.

They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped

instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance.

Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and

returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring

their meals and snacks to their cell.

They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.

They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool

and education.

Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on

request.

Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with

gardens.

Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls.

There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would

have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised.

Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week.

Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever

getting out.

Justice for all we say.

Think about this (more points of contention):

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow

epidemic our government could track a

single cow, born in Bourne almost three years ago, right to the stall where

she slept in the county of Lincolnshire?

And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around

our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...

Why don't we just give them ours? It was drawn up by a lot of really smart

guys, it has worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a

courthouse or Parliament, is this -

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and

'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians

..... It creates a hostile work environment.

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Also;

Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending

someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!

[BluBear]

Very good!

Totally agree.

[Zooly]

Dare you to post this on the Ubi forums

Seriously though I agree wholeheartedly.

[Kimosabi]

Sounds like Norway. Pretty much why I'm planning on robbing a bank and kill a criminal at 70, since when I'm 70 there probably won't even be a nursing home left up here. But we are building jails, oh yes we are.

[JensenPark]

On behalf of Andy J, I must protest strenuously.

If we allow humour like this to flourish, then the terrorists will have won.

[Jediteo]

Agree, criminals should get a harmonica, and that should be it. I guess killing a hobo at 70 would not be such a bad idea. Although over here tax fraud and economic crimes gives you a longer sentence than most violent crimes and rape.

[Tribunus]

Mate, I think that you are ready to become a Texan.

[rox]

Although over here tax fraud and economic crimes gives you a longer sentence than most violent crimes and rape.

You also have the worst drug policy in non-eastern Europe. Just sayin'