~S~ You loony bastages,
Siobhan, my lovely red headed wife, (who has not got excess body hair, testicles or a penis BTW) ,often sits down with me and reads this forum, especially if its a funny thread .
Last night , I assume because of all the gay and butt references , she walks into the lounge with a 10 inch strap on attached, looks me in the eye and says........"is this what you want sweetie ?
What could I do