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World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and flew flight simulators every night, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

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Like all the best fairy tales there's a moral there, but I'm damned if I can work it out...

Jabo

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~S~ Snacko,

World's Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after, and rode motorcycles, and went fishing and hunting, and played golf a lot, and flew flight simulators every night, and drank beer and scotch, and had tons of money in the bank, and left the toilet seat up, and farted whenever he wanted.

The End

I have that exact same poem on a plaque hanging over our bed ! ...........NOT LOL

~S~ Gutless

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Like all the best fairy tales there's a moral there, but I'm damned if I can work it out...

Jabo

Sod the moral, think of the MORALE it provides.....

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