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Oleg announces "Farmer Wars, to be released Spring sometime......every ear of corn individually modeled"

Moose, in Nottingham? WTF ! What are you drinking Jedi?

yep, that did the trick, thanks guys.

More amazing ground units....in a flight simm

Before my wife and I decided to try for children, she suggested we use the "Rythm Method" for contraception. I was not too keen on the idea. I never understood how dancing was going to help !

What was it, "Over paid, Over sexed and Over here...."

I am trying to use the microsoft e-learning site. It requirs the macromedia Flash Player. I have it installed. The Microsoft site says its not installed. I re-install it. It is still not recornized. I try again and re-boot. Still says I need it. Grrrrrrrrrr.... Any offers?

or.... I paid for my wife to have a trip in a Tiger Moth for her 40th. the pilot was a guy by the name of Brendon O'Brian. He has done programmes for Sky, film stunt work and is has been one of the commentators at Biggin Hill Air show. he did some hedge hopping and touch and goes with her, so perhaps that was what this pilot was trying to do.

@ Rattler :k9lmao:

Geez, and I thought i had a lot of time on my hands........LOL!

Old Sister Agnes gets on line........

Cold Gambler, Happy Birthday for yesterday sir. Sorry we seem to have missed it.

stop this talk of the devils work now I say, can't you see what is happening, you have been given a free sniff to get you hooked, you will pay for the next one with your time..... @pooka - Stop by the Priory on Sunday and I'll see if Sister Jessica has some time for you.. For those that need other help.....

"Listen, do you hear them drawing near, in their search for the sinners? feeding on the power of our fear and the evil within us. Incarnation of Satans creation of all that we dread When the demons arrive those alive would be better off dead!" Taken from The Spirit of Man-War of the Worlds by Jeff Wayne In my role as chaplin I must warn those of you who find idle time on your hands, that Satan will find work for them. He is present here, silently moving amoung you, spreading his vile ways. Those of you that have been around these forums for a while, will know of him that shall not be named (for those curious to know of whom I speak, I suggest you do a forum search for any articles with "satans rest" in them). He has come here to tease you away from the rightful pursuit of soaring the skys, he has come to invite you down to a dark, dark place. Beware my brethren, beware the work of the Master of the Dark......

T_O_A_D's glowing balls really do work ! Using some green reflective tape (designed to be attached to clothing) I added some strips to a small ball (nicked from one of the kids "connect 4" games) and fitted it to the top reflector of my vector clip. The left and right movement seems to be ok, it was the looking up that lost track. This fix really does seem to have solved this problem. Great post T_O_A_D and thank you Plus 1 karma from me. Friar

For those of you that have joined the dogz recently, I thought that I would re-publish my previous articles which descibe a bit more about my role within the Dogz. How I joined the Priory http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,875.msg7365.html#msg7365 Meeting the back room boys #1 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,968.msg8121.html#msg8121 Meeting the back Room Boys #2 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1476.msg12001.html#msg12001 Meeting the back room staff #3 - Brenda's Story http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,2038.msg16362.html#msg16362 A walk Down to the Pub http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1302.msg10626.html#msg10626

How I joined the Priory http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,875.msg7365.html#msg7365 Meeting the back room boys #1 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,968.msg8121.html#msg8121 Meeting the back Room Boys #2 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1476.msg12001.html#msg12001 Meeting the back room staff #3 - Brenda's Story http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,2038.msg16362.html#msg16362 A walk Down to the Pub http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1302.msg10626.html#msg10626

No Jedi, I have over time produced many similar articles, perhaps a search of the forum for posts by me and the word "priory".

Priory of St Oleg Newsletter Ok, Ok, so its been a while since I have published a newsletter, and I know some of the, how shall I say, more senior members of the Community will be saying that’s its about time too. Priory Elections Some of you will have noticed that I have not been around the Community much lately. This is because I was called back to the Priory which is located in a castle, high in the mountains in Liechtenstein, to attend the voting in of a new Abbot. The election was brought about by the sad demise of the previous Abbot. It seems that an unfortunate combination of circumstances conspired against him. Rumours saying that he was found trying on stockings and suspenders for a friend to see if they would fit as he wanted to buy them as a present and knew he was the same size, others had said that he had felt hungry and had picked up an orange in his mouth as he thought It would be good for his 5-a-day. Just how to come to stumble and get his hands trapped through the bars of his bed are a little mystifying, but it seems that on the fateful day, the saints were not on his side. So, the Priory has had to undergo its election process. These events can sometimes turn a little nasty, this campaign, however seems to have gone quite well. It was in danger of turning however when one of the candidates, Hilary Clitoris, appeared to be getting a little too much coverage from certain departments within CNN. Hilary had done well to reach the heady heights of Candidate for Abbot. She was originally married to one of the other Friars. They met when she joined the Priory under the Sisters Of Fallen Virtue programme. Friar Bill had picked her up in a bar and could see that she needed help.

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Thanks for that Roger, The Pixel Post looks like a gem, it looks very smart and will give the impression that I know what I am doing....scary for someone who might just be about to start out on my own !

I have been asked by someone to help her daughter who is at Uni to put a site togther to display her photographs. I am not sure yet how many pictures are involved but she is looking to use it professionally. I have been looking at a site that will do a 1kgb with a free domain name for $35 per year (year 2 onwards) which I did not think was too bad. Also Roger, whilst I have your attention... have you had a chance to re-set my email yet? Cheers Colin

Can anyone reccomemned a good web host that is either free or very cheap. I have been trying to use zymic.com but have been finding it very hit and miss as to the way it runs.