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An American tourist in London decided to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wandered around, seeing the sights, and occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the lads, and have a few beers. After awhile, he found himself in a very high class neighbourhood.....big, stately residences... no pubs, no stores, no restaurants, and worst of all . . . no public toilets (OK they call them restrooms).. He really, really has to go, after all those beers! He found a narrow side street, with high walls surrounding the adjacent buildings and decided to use the wall to solve his problem. As he was unzipping, he was tapped on the shoulder by a London bobby, who said, "Excuse me sir, but you simply cannot do that here, you know." "I'm very sorry, officer," replied the American, "but I really, really HAVE TO GO, and I just can't find a public restroom." "Ah, yes," said the bobby..."Just follow me". He lead him to a back "delivery alley", then along a wall to a gate, which he opened. "In there," said the bobby. "Whiz away sir, anywhere you want." The fellow entered and found himself in the most beautiful garden he had ever seen. Manicured grass lawns, statuary, fountains, sculpted hedges, and huge beds of gorgeous flowers, all in perfect bloom. Since he had the cop's blessing, he unburdened himself and was greatly relieved. As he went back through the gate, he said to the bobby, "That was really decent of you... is that what you call 'English Hospitality'?" "No, sir" replied the bobby, "that is what we call the French Embassy."

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/dailybrew/british-expats-rate-canada-top-place-live-annual-211407109.html

cool Bucky. Knowing your locale, next will be feed bears.

"thrust master" in Painless' nickname in his house I am told.

https://twitter.com/#!/RealTimeWWII/status/171726154473017344/photo/1

Great! Well done.

would be about 50 to 100 colour pages a month. text and pics (for wine fact sheets...as my wife sells booze. A good fit, eh?) Suggestions? Or just stick with inkjet...?

what you can't see is that they are both pantless and Mick is delightfully...close...to Sid.

I came across the attached while reviewing other devestating economic news. And I had to ask the question.

I had a pet rat named "Ratilla the Hun" Roger. And a rat named "Ratsputin". I like waffles.

Can anyone out there speak to this for colour? Would love to move my wife off of deskjet colour for her biz...

I don't mind at all. the fact it was replaced with something that was mocking(?) led me to believe someone was goofing. I should have known it was Arthur. He was always defending Greece to me while I was last in Duxford. "Hey JP", he'd say..."Greek is fun. Want to try?" or "Hey...who doesn't like a little Greek...eh JP...know what I mean, know what I mean?" Anyway - it was an editorial from a UK paper. Inflamatory yes...but I could never figure out why they let Greece in. Yes, they had fudged their books and all (thanks to help from Goldman Sachs - who, btw, owned half of the last hotel company I worked for) but still...after all those years of high spending, and history of defaults...someone must have said "hey, wft? Greece? Really guys...this must be a typo, right?" So tempest in a teapot...no harm, no foul. No need to take it seriously. Let's all go back to being the goofballs that we are.

I got pig cufflinks. oddly appropriate, eh?

Hey, who edited my post?

Hi, I'm Kelly. Fly me

Two cheers for Rog! (sorry, austerity measures mean no 3rd cheer)

lucky it's not a Ju52 model. Friar would come over and break it by accident.

I've already warned border services to be on the eye out for Jedi. He seems to know a bit too much about depleted uranium. Oh, and that funny stamp from Iran on his passport.

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/jamesdelingpole/100128854/o-canada-our-only-hope/

http://aol.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/ArticleNews/aolstory/TGAM/20120109/NWMIT0109 70th anniversary of the maiden flight of the Lancaster! Although I take exception to the comment it was not a beautiful plane. It is freakin' stunner.

As much as I care for FT, and his dry Nordic (Aryan?) humour...I will need sleep. I thought I was bunking with you?

9th Company... Russian war movie based in Afghanistan. Very well done...kinda a Russian version of Platoon.

Here's to 2012 being a year of health and happiness for all Dogz! You're a great on-line family (Painless being the creepy Uncle who's always walking in on you in the shower).

lol...never get tired of watching that one.

Merry Christmas guys. Best to you and your families. Let's hope we all have a healthy and happy 2012!