JensenPark

Bucky's been out to visit me a few times... ahem...more than I can say for you lot. Thought I spoke to Roger this week. Heard he's moved to St Louis.

ok...finally. Up to 7.02 what a fucking pain. I hope you lot are worth it. Now...who can send me a x52 profile (please) Oh, and a Track IR profile...

uhh...what version are we on now? did a patch then the 242 torrent patch over a clean 4.11 and got 'er all the way to 7.0 CheckModz takes it no further (no fuhrer?) I didn't run 'check for issues' as I have none, though I know Painless has his share (mismatched bra and panties being one). And it said it would delete any mods in the folder. Am I there or still missing something? x52 showed up...so will practice a bit Oh, and please of you kind folks send me a good x52 profile...that that will make me dance good and fly well.

my brand new x52 showed up today...but need FT's help as the game keeps crashing at 5%

here's Jensen with our Prime Minister...he was a delegate with me this year at our party policy conference...3rd youngest in the country attending. and Park at golf...

FT! Help! ran the check mods a dozen times and the game crashes at 5% each time. Oddly, the jgsme folder is empty except for g11 mod... thanks as always. FT! Help please... did the check mods a billion times and the game crashes at 5%...

I saw them last year with BA... They got drunk and BA poked them. It was sad to see. Vid available on xhamster.com though.

ps: last working copy i have is HS 6.017 what are we on now (what version...not what drugs) and how do I get there?

Hello scoundrels and reprobates. I hope you will excuse my long absence but I am back...or close to if you'll allow me. Just need to grab a new stick (my ol' x45 has given up the ghost after 10 some odd years) and a new head set and I'll be back in action. Wifey has encouraged me to spend time on line with you folks instead of spending hours on the web looking at sheep for...research...yes, sheep for research reasons. Will be trying today to update the game... please feel free to summarize what I've missed over the last couple of years. (I'm aware of Painless coming out of the closet...so spare me that). Oh, and for nosalgia sake, here's the old squad logo...

Hi: I'm new to this game. I've tried to join other squads but no one will have me. I've been told this group has no standards and thus I must be fully qualified to join. JP

should read "almost NOT meeting - Up with Bucky" So minding my own business when I get a message through the DangerDogz PM: "Hey, JP: I don't have your e-mail, and I don't have your name or phone number but I'm pretty sure you're in Edmonton so can we hook up?" At first I figure it's just Painless contacting me for a booty call, then I see it's from Bucky. His message continues: "I get in around 5:30...but I don't have your e-mail. Will catch a cab into town". I think: "Perfect, I'm out at our airport, an hour drive from downtown, anyway at that time, so I'll pick him up while I'm there". Stupidly I respond that I will meet him at the airport and that he can stay at the hotel. Stupidly I remember I don't have his last name. I thought about making a booking under "Mr. Bucky", but I was afraid he'd be showing up and telling my staff: "Kelly doesn't know my name, but we met on the internet and said I could have a room". True, it wouldn't be the first time they'd heard it...but I'm trying to curtail such activities. So I PM Bucky back that I'll be at the airport at 5:30 and pick him up. And to e-mail his last name. 5:30 rolls around and the hotel calls...turns out Bucky is at the hotel. I call him and leave a nasty message for missing me at the airport. I meet up with Buck in the am for breakfast. Turns out he was getting into town at 5:30 on the bus (about a 5 minute walk from the hotel) and not the airport. I still curse him out and accuse him of sleeping with young, male sheep. Bucky denies that he ever told me he was arriving at the airport. And he denies the sheep were young. Anyway, making a short story long, we had some coffee, told some stories and went our separate ways. Apparently Buck is back in town in spring so hopefully next time I can share stories of drink, women and young sheep.

great...let me know.

I find Saitek disables my freakin' keyboard (no trouble with mouse though) any ideas on this?

So there I am in Long Island, NY hanging around a hotel lobby (odd for me, eh?) Why am I in a different country, 3000 miles from home you ask? I am there after chatting up someone on the web. It has been part of my dasterdly plan for years to lure some unsuspecting person to a strange town and well...you know...pull a Painless. I set up the meet for 10am. I'm in the lobby...wondering if all my years of subterfuge will pay off. My cell phone rings...it is the victim. "hello?" I answer. "Where are you?" "I'm in the lobby, waving...do you see me?" I do see him. Damn, he is older than I expected. And sounds strangely like Badaim. Only Badaimier. He approaches me. There is an awkward silence as we both recognize eachother and realize we were kinda there for a different reason. Seven years of luring wasted. Damn. We decide to pretend the whole thing never happened and exchange manly hugs in a crowded lobby. Badaim hugs just a bit too long. And grabs my ass and asks if I want to go find a bath house. I assume he means a bar, so I say yes. As soon as DoubleTap shows up that is. Yes, we are in the land of DT. We hang in the lobby waiting. Each person walks in and we wonder if it is DT (sure, we'd seen a photo, but that couldn't be a real person in the photo he put up...) Old lady...we ask "DT?", but nope. Black dude...we ask "DT?", but nope. Fat Black dude in a wheel chair...we ask "DT?", but nope. Ugly chick...we ask "DT?", but nope. We start to wonder if he went to the wrong hotel. Phone rings and it is DT. "Where the fuck are you?" we ask. Turns out he's in the lobby. We were so busy laughing at the strange people coming in and asking if they were Glenn, we missed the real Glenn as he walked right by. He'd spend his time approaching stranger in the hotel bar asking "are you the guys I met on the web and arranged to meet in a hotel?" All together, we head off to a bar...surprise! After a bit of drink, I think Glenn has woken up to what he has gotten into. We pound back a few. I flirt with the waitress and Glenn rolls his eyes. BA discusses the merits of open gun carries with the waitress and Glenn rolls his eyes. I comment to BA that I had no idea DT was so judgemental of us. BA comments that he is thinking of changing the trigger pull weight on his .45's. I ask if he has more than one. BA responds "don't you?" After this we head to a liquor store. Glenn buys a 40 ouncer of rum, and a 26'er of Bourbon. BA buys a 26'er of Bourbon and I, being the more dignified, by some red wine and promptly get into a discussion with the cashier of why they allow gay marriage in their state, but can't buy food in a liquor store. BA interjects the need to looser gun control and the right to bear arms. We decide it is time to leave and head to Glenn's. Turns out Glenn's wife is not ready for us (but then, who really ever is?) so we go to another bar (surprise) for another drink. Glenn picks out the ugliest place you can find and we sit at the bar (the bar seats are bolted to the ground). Glenn and BA order bourbons all around and the bartender gives us all 3 ounce shots. We drink bourbon and watch Scarface on TV. I have never feel so manly...except for that time Painless and I did some Greco-Roman wrestling that one time. As Scarface continues we hear BA say "got that...got that...got two of those..." to each gun that shows up in the movie. We head over eventually to DT's and meet his charming wife and super cute daughter. We all see how beautiful and funny DT's daughter is and question whether she is actually related to Glenn. So as not to be offensive, we ask this right to DT's face. Glenn servies us, no kidding, a buffet of beer on a tray. Probably 10 different types...some with 9% alcohol. I am not drunk yet and am in love with this man. There is a knock at the door and a loud squeal. Hard to explain, but imagine the sound of a pig in heat squealing combined with long nails scratching on a chalk board. Turns out it is just Psycho at the door having a laugh. We let him in and the fun begins. Politics, booze, Obama, booze, flying, booze. Oh, and lots and lots of gun talk (cough...BA...cough). Glenn loads up the "downfall" video he did from the SEOW against the 69th on the big screen. I am laughing so hard I can't see the TV through the tears. Literally my side was hurting the next day from laughing so hard during our time. Magda, Psycho's wife, is with us as well. A wonderful lady. Psycho tries to impress us with the Polish he has learned from Magda. He is proud, but I think Magda has taught him to say "I like to wear women's underwear and often wet myself". We enjoy a fabulous dinner. We pound through the wine and a bottle and a half of bourbon and untold beer. Glenn starts to explain how he is king of his house and can prove it. We remain sceptical. Dinner is over and we hug it out like long lost brothers. BA is so gooned I think he is falling in one of these pics. DT then drives us back to the hotel. BA and I both refuse to take aspirin because neither of us had that much to drink. Next day we wake with migraines...due to lack of sleep I think. BA and I went to a local museum...where they have a working P47D, Corsair and P40. Sweet way to finish a visit. After a quick lunch, we say our goodbyes and head home (after both of us getting lost) Sad that we have to say adios, but all of us richer for the friendship. Another successful DD meet up in the bag.

oh, and how do I set the game to full screen (right now it is 1680x1050 and shows very clean and nice, but is not full screen (black on the sides) fuck, and I needy or what?

ok...controls done. game working. trackir5 working...now on to TS3

wife is on a frickin' rampage today...so not sure now. fingers crossed. oh, and how do I stop the freakin' game from playing that damn movie at the beginning? man, I need to learn to back up my stuff. this has been a pain.

quick one guys: how do I copy my old 'controls' from one copy to the next? I have an old copy of 4.07 from pre-crash with the control settings I liked. have now bought a new game, up'ed it to 6.017 (whatever) but want to simply copy the game controls I liked from the old 4.07 I managed to save (preserve?). I'm sure it is a simple as copying one file over...but don't know what one. thanks gents. (and by gents, I mean 'you freaking heathens'). Exept for Painless...he is a freaking sheep loving heathen. Well, not exactly loving. What he does with them could not be considered love in any language. Except by Sid, in which case it would be considered 'normal'. But I digress...

Thanks Pook.

anyone got the classic Chavril (mispel?) profile for Track IR? finally have the game loaded after losing everything. now just reloading saitek, pedals, etc...and need this.

Decorated D Day glider pilot dies Jim Wallwork was the pilot of a glider involved in the Pegasus Bridge Raid that kicked off D-Day and the invasion of Normandy. He was dubbed “thefirst Allied soldier to land in Normandy”. Jim died of heart failure in White Rock on 21 Jan 13, aged 93. “After weeks in hospital, he still had his British sense of humour, manners and chivalry,” said Wallwork’s daughter Sylvia Hamilton. “Everybody in the hospital adored him.” Wallwork was born in Manchester and enlisted in the British Army before the Second World War. He piloted gliders for airborne troops in four major Allied operations. In addition to landing at Pegasus Bridge, he took part in landings at Sicily, Arnhem and the Rhine. He left the army at war’s end as a sergeant. Later years found him in Vancouver working for a wheel manufacturing and supply business, and raising three children. He is survived by his present wife, Genevieve, daughters Sylvia and Helen, three grandchildren and six great-grandchildren. A celebration of his life is planned for later this year.

thanks FT...will let ya' know.

Thanks FT...I install it...run it. it does is stuff for about 15 hours... but when I click on the icon to start game I get nada. have is loaded in JGSME, etc...but no start.

the checkmods won't work with my 1946 (stupidly, it is a modded version...not the stock. Guess I didn't keep a stock version on my limited back up) will give up on it and start from scratch. my 46 disk is scratched and dead. what is best way to go? buy new disk on line? d/l from Steam? thanks guys.

nevermind...stupid yahoo mail isn't working. downloaded two into the dogz files. reg spit and clipped wing for Beurling.