JensenPark Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 The journey begins in the wintery city of Edmonton...and continues in the wintery city of Toronto. Canada is a huge country as you can see. It is at least 4 inches across. Toronto, is of course home of the Angus. Angus...aka Cold_Gambler...is famous for two things. And reviled for one. Famous for being one of the founding fathers of the Dangerdogz, and for being the most whipped husband in the Dogz. Reviled for being a lawyer. Anyway, I met up with Angus downtown Toronto for the picture swap. Angus was kind enough to get the pic done up for free - after threatening to sue the framer for some made-up-on-the-spot tort. Angus, being part-Scot, of course simply pocketed the money we gathered for the pic. We chose to meet over coffee at a local shop. We hadn't seen each other for a while, so we had exchanged pics in advance so that we could recognize each other. Angus: JP: Angus of course ordered an fair-trade, organically grown, union-picked dark roast. I ordered a chemically treated, subjugated-orphan, child labourer coffee bean picked de-caf. We discussed politics of course. Angus' shares his economic vision for Canada: I explain mine: We further discuss the usual. Kids (his kids used re-usable, environment friendly cloth diapers). We raised ours in disposables made from the fur of unicorns, purchased in cases made with old-growth trees. Cars: I have 3, and I leave them running around the clock to keep the environment warm. Angus takes public transport and buys carbon offsets for each trip. Environment: he has a tattoo of Al Gore on his arm. I have a tattoo of the Alberta Oil Sands on mine. Wives: Angus discusses how beaten and whipped he is - and how much he is afraid of his wife. I discuss how beaten and whipped I am - and how much I'm afraid of my wife. Common ground at last!!! Handing over the pic, Angus and I pose for a photo. We discuss how it is great to see each other again, and how we miss seeing each other on TS. We promise to keep in touch more in the future. I mention how warm the coffee shop is, and Angus comments that it is warm like the steam baths he visits, and maybe next time we could meet there. There is an awkward silence and we both look down to avoid eye contact. We go outside and both pretend that little conversation never happened. Package under my arm...I continue my quest to get to BlairGowrieLand! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweper Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Brilliant JP! Waiting for the final 9 parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 Well if JP & CG can both see eye to eye, then both Korea's will be next. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 ROFL It's all true... except for the part about steam baths; that was JP's idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snacko Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 I can't believe CG is a Red!?? I thought all lawyers were capitalists? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted December 10, 2010 Report Share Posted December 10, 2010 I thought all lawyers were capitalists? Only when it serves our purposes... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DoubleTap Posted January 3, 2011 Report Share Posted January 3, 2011 Jesus, I am crying! Thanks for the laughs, JP. Dammit I need to drop by here more often. DT (now eagerly look for parts 2-4) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted January 5, 2011 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 ~S~ CG I know exactly how uncomfortable JP can make you feel with little more than a sentence delivered at close quarters. Well done for maintaining your "integrity" sir !! ~S~ Shameless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted January 14, 2011 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted January 14, 2011 great posts JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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