JensenPark Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 from the early days of the Dogz...a classic from DT, transcribing a typical DD night: - 8 PM - "Anyone there? Hello?" - 8:14 PM - "Hello? Anyone there?" - 8:20 PM - *Player has joined the server* "Hey! How ya doing? Who's that? ..... Hello?" *Player has left the server* "He-! Who was that?" 8:20 PM *Player has joined the server* "Hey-hey! Who's that?" "It----ive." "Who?" "Me, D---st. --erv---back." "What? You're going in and out." "----new IP." "Oh, okay. What is it?" *Your connection to the server has been lost* - 8:30 PM - "Alright, who we got?" "Uh, me, Jetsetsam, and Psycho." "Buh-Wugg-Wugga-Hehhehheh-HAHAHAHHHhhhee-heh. BBBBWWWILLLLLDEEEEEE-BAGGA-BAGGA!" "Knock it off, Psycho." "Oh, no, that's BG. I forgot, he's here too. He's on his second bottle." "Oh. Okay. I'll start the mission." - 8:32 - "****. I crashed. Need a restart." "Okay. Hold on." - 8:34 - "****. I crashed. Need a restart." "Okay." - 8:35 - "Guys, I need a restart." "Dammit!" "Hey, gimme a break. I'm a little off tonight. Not used to the Corsair." "Yeah, but- Wait a second. We're aren't using Corsairs. Plan B Is that you?" "Yeah." "....Plan B, aren't you flying with the Hell Hound's tonight." "Yeah. Why? Oh. Wait, who the hell switched around the TS server? **** that Quazi!" "Oh, for Christ's sake!" - 8:50PM - "Okay, I am turning to 249 degrees, throttle at 70%- *acka-acka-BOOM!* WHAT THE HELL?" "What? What happened?" "My wing just exploded! I'm spiraling in." "Gotcha, ya' bastich!" "PSYCHO! For the last time, we're on the same side. Do not shoot at the blue icons. DO NOT SHOOT AT BLUE!" "But, you were lining me up..." "I'm in front of you." "...coming right at me." "I'm pointed away from you." "Your rear gunner..." "I'm in a MUSTANG!" "...You looked Red..." 9:00 PM "Alright, I have the target in sight. Follow me in to drop your bombs." "Uh, bombs?" "Yeah, bombs. For the Battleship. To sink it." "I didn't know we needed bombs." "Me either." "Wha- We need bombs to sink it." "I didn't know we were attacking a Battleship." "Me neither." "It was in the mission brief." "I can't read all that." "The mission was titled 'SINK THE BATTLESHIP'. You didn't get that far?" "We can strafe it." "Yeah, great. Make sure you blow kisses at it too as you fly over. That'll help. Let me know how it works out." *Player has left the server* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 That about sums it up; good one!! :k9lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD_Bucky Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 LOL....DD'z Rule!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2. Administrators Jabo Posted February 11, 2009 2. Administrators Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 from the early days of the Dogz...a classic from DT, transcribing a typical DD night: From the early days? Could have been any ordinary DDz night now. Nice to know things haven't changed...roflmao ~S~ Jabo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted February 11, 2009 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Brilliant. Got to go in a page on main site methinks, I found a post from Arsenal today that would merit same treatment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted February 11, 2009 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Very funny JP, not like you at all.......... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 lol Why can't you strafe a battleship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Very funny JP, not like you at all.......... While it is very funny, I should have been more clear: this was a post of DT's from about 3 to 4 years ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted February 11, 2009 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 l post up more when I find them. Please do JP, we need more content! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Frig'n awesome. Reminded me of that 850m shot I took at Logos the other night after we ran out of enemies to shoot at. By some miracle a few pinged off him & it was blue on blue fight on. :fighting: Man I really love flying with the dogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted February 11, 2009 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Talking of classics and DT, did I ever tell everyone about the time when I pulled off this wondershot on DT...Well it went something like this.......I was in a 190 and I saw this plane try to duck down and go under my nose. ...........you remember it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 The new guys MUST hear it. The little back and forth between you two certainly ranks among the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sged Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 "The mission was titled 'SINK THE BATTLESHIP'. You didn't get that far?" "We can strafe it." "Yeah, great. Make sure you blow kisses at it too as you fly over. That'll help. Let me know how it works out." *Player has left the server* Man, those last ones made me wet my pants lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2. Administrators Jabo Posted February 11, 2009 2. Administrators Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Talking of classics and DT, did I ever tell everyone about the time when I pulled off this wondershot on DT...Well it went something like this.......I was in a 190 and I saw this plane try to duck down and go under my nose. ...........you remember it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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