Corrupt-a-Wish

[GreyKnight]

I saw this on another forum and I thought I'd give it a try here.

One person makes a wish... "I wish I had a better job."

The next person turns the wish against them... "Granted. But this job requires you to inseminate cows."

And then he makes another wish.... "I wish Sged would get off his ass and get flying."

Next one says... "Granted! But Sged now needs complicated surgery in order to reattach his gluteus maximus."

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So I'll start...

I wish... I could date Halle Berry.

[JensenPark]

Granted.

[GreyKnight]

But you need to make a wish too JP...?

[JensenPark]

I wish my wife won't freak when I buy a Track IR 4

[Streak]

I wish my wife won't freak when I buy a Track IR 4

Granted. Instead she sells your computer to the kid down the street for $1.00 but still lets you keep the Track IR.

I wish I had more time to fly with the Dogz.

[Tonar]

I wish I had more time to fly with the Dogz.

Granted - Then you might scratch your ass raw from Fleas!!

I wish I had a Pond Like BG

[JensenPark]

Granted - Then you might scratch your ass raw from Fleas!!

I wish I had a Pond Like BG

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Granted.

[Rattler]

Granted.

[GreyKnight]

Granted! But you're a crap pilot, and the 1/35 scale, radio-controlled model smashes into a lamp post.

I wish... that I win the Euro Lottery tonight.

[BadAim]

Granted:but every country in the EU wants it's tax money and all you end up with is a bill for $12.

I want to live in a cave and read books.

[Tonar]

Granted, But remember, your mother said you can go blind.

[Cold_Gambler]

Granted, but it's been moved into a trailer park and the neighbours' pitbulls piss all over your self-repairing paint everyday.

I wish for world peace.

[Rattler]

Granted.

[BBloke]

Granted but all day listening to thoughts on shoes and handbags has sent you over the edge!

I wish I was a dog.

[Dubbo]

Granted. But as a Chihuahua, you are molested 3 times a day by the horny Pit Bull that lives next door.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living

[BBloke]

Granted. But as a Chihuahua, you are molested 3 times a day by the horny Pit Bull that lives next door.

I wish I didn't have to work for a living

Nobody messing with an angry Chihuahua.. they are fearless

[Streak]

I wish I didn't have to work for a living

Granted. But only because that strange accident involving a German dominatrix left you disabled & stuck on disability pay which means your to poor to play IL-2 any more.

I wish I could finally shoot-down Psycho.

[Rattler]

Granted: poof, you're BG, and on Psycho's team as wingman.

I wish that FW 190's could turn like a Nate.

[Psycho]

HEY HEY HEY HEEEEEEEY......

[Logos]

OK Rattler. Shazam. Your

[Rattler]

Granted.

[GreyKnight]

Granted! Your IQ is 18 again.

I wish... I had a spaceship of my own.

[Streak]

I wish... I had a spaceship pf my own.

Granted. You have you're a spaceship. Unfortunately you've been abducted & must endure hourly probings.

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

[B16Enk]

I wish I had a harem of beautiful women.

Granted, however they are all lesbians and suffer PMT badly, furthermore they buck the trend of synchronised periods and instead space it out over the month..

I wish teeth were self repairing making dentistry redundant, regardless of how many sweets or sodas I drink (I had to have a filling redone last week that cost me half a days pay grrr... ).

[Rattler]

I wish teeth were self repairing making dentistry redundant, regardless of how many sweets or sodas I drink (I had to have a filling redone last week that cost me half a days pay grrr... ).

Abracapocus! Your teeth have developed AI, and now repair themselves through nanotechnology.