GreyKnight Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I saw this on another forum and I thought I'd give it a try here. One person makes a wish... "I wish I had a better job." The next person turns the wish against them... "Granted. But this job requires you to inseminate cows." And then he makes another wish.... "I wish Sged would get off his ass and get flying." Next one says... "Granted! But Sged now needs complicated surgery in order to reattach his gluteus maximus." So I'll start... I wish... I could date Halle Berry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted November 14, 2007 Author Share Posted November 14, 2007 But you need to make a wish too JP...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I wish my wife won't freak when I buy a Track IR 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I wish my wife won't freak when I buy a Track IR 4 Granted. Instead she sells your computer to the kid down the street for $1.00 but still lets you keep the Track IR. I wish I had more time to fly with the Dogz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted November 14, 2007 Share Posted November 14, 2007 I wish I had more time to fly with the Dogz. Granted - Then you might scratch your ass raw from Fleas!! I wish I had a Pond Like BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted - Then you might scratch your ass raw from Fleas!! I wish I had a Pond Like BG ''Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted November 16, 2007 Author Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted! But you're a crap pilot, and the 1/35 scale, radio-controlled model smashes into a lamp post. I wish... that I win the Euro Lottery tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted:but every country in the EU wants it's tax money and all you end up with is a bill for $12. I want to live in a cave and read books. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tonar Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted, But remember, your mother said you can go blind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted, but it's been moved into a trailer park and the neighbours' pitbulls piss all over your self-repairing paint everyday. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted but all day listening to thoughts on shoes and handbags has sent you over the edge! I wish I was a dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubbo Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted. But as a Chihuahua, you are molested 3 times a day by the horny Pit Bull that lives next door. I wish I didn't have to work for a living Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBloke Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted. But as a Chihuahua, you are molested 3 times a day by the horny Pit Bull that lives next door. I wish I didn't have to work for a living Nobody messing with an angry Chihuahua.. they are fearless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 I wish I didn't have to work for a living Granted. But only because that strange accident involving a German dominatrix left you disabled & stuck on disability pay which means your to poor to play IL-2 any more. I wish I could finally shoot-down Psycho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 16, 2007 Share Posted November 16, 2007 Granted: poof, you're BG, and on Psycho's team as wingman. I wish that FW 190's could turn like a Nate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 HEY HEY HEY HEEEEEEEY...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logos Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 OK Rattler. Shazam. Your Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted November 17, 2007 Author Share Posted November 17, 2007 Granted! Your IQ is 18 again. I wish... I had a spaceship of my own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 I wish... I had a spaceship pf my own. Granted. You have you're a spaceship. Unfortunately you've been abducted & must endure hourly probings. I wish I had a harem of beautiful women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted November 17, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted November 17, 2007 I wish I had a harem of beautiful women. Granted, however they are all lesbians and suffer PMT badly, furthermore they buck the trend of synchronised periods and instead space it out over the month.. I wish teeth were self repairing making dentistry redundant, regardless of how many sweets or sodas I drink (I had to have a filling redone last week that cost me half a days pay grrr... ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 17, 2007 Share Posted November 17, 2007 I wish teeth were self repairing making dentistry redundant, regardless of how many sweets or sodas I drink (I had to have a filling redone last week that cost me half a days pay grrr... ). Abracapocus! Your teeth have developed AI, and now repair themselves through nanotechnology. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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