Nasa And North Korea

[B16Enk]

 NASA, North Korea to Cooperate on Sending First Astronaut to the Sun

        AP, March 29, 2013 - NASA spokesman Glen Fisher told reporters today
that the US space agency and the strategic rocket forces command of North
Korea have agreed to cooperate on sending an astronaut to the sun. The
astronaut on this historic mission is none other Kim Jong-un North Korea's
youthful new leader.

        Kim told a cheering crowd of supporters in downtown Pyongyang that
the objective of his flight is to claim the sun for North Korea. His regime
would then charge the Western world for use of sunlight, thus toppling at
once the US and its lackeys.

        In order to avoid the high temperatures on the solar surface, Kim
will land his craft at night.

 

[Pooka]

Sounds like a plan to me.

[Painless]

If only !!! LOL

[Sweper]

Well, he claimed he made hole in one on each and every hole, 18 strokes in total, he´ll soon be back from that trip with sheers from his loyal people. With photo evidence.

[Sweper]

Another Kim story: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html

[BluBear]

Hilarious guys!

 

Apparently the junior leader's favorite band is the Beatles and aspires to look like Jean Claude Van-Damme...