1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted April 19, 2013 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 NASA, North Korea to Cooperate on Sending First Astronaut to the Sun AP, March 29, 2013 - NASA spokesman Glen Fisher told reporters todaythat the US space agency and the strategic rocket forces command of NorthKorea have agreed to cooperate on sending an astronaut to the sun. Theastronaut on this historic mission is none other Kim Jong-un North Korea'syouthful new leader. Kim told a cheering crowd of supporters in downtown Pyongyang thatthe objective of his flight is to claim the sun for North Korea. His regimewould then charge the Western world for use of sunlight, thus toppling atonce the US and its lackeys. In order to avoid the high temperatures on the solar surface, Kimwill land his craft at night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Pooka Posted April 19, 2013 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 19, 2013 Sounds like a plan to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted April 20, 2013 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 If only !!! LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweper Posted April 20, 2013 Report Share Posted April 20, 2013 Well, he claimed he made hole in one on each and every hole, 18 strokes in total, he´ll soon be back from that trip with sheers from his loyal people. With photo evidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sweper Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Another Kim story: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/north-korean-missile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluBear Posted April 22, 2013 Report Share Posted April 22, 2013 Hilarious guys! Apparently the junior leader's favorite band is the Beatles and aspires to look like Jean Claude Van-Damme... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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