If anyone would like to book in to see our very own Dangerdogz Medic (DD_Soapy, he really is a Doctor) I am taking appointments. A <cough> donation to the "Church Fund" will assist with the administration.
Obviously, anything you tell Soapy during a consultation is strictly between you and him (if you decide to go for the "Gold" level donation that is), anything else may be used against you should I find you on my six.
That aside, hope you have a speedy recovery Wingflyr. arnica is very good for the bruising.