1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted January 25, 2010 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted January 25, 2010 THIS WAS NOMINATED FOR BEST JOKE OF THE YEAR - WORTH SHARING A Somalian arrives in London as a new immigrant to the UK. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. British for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican!' The man goes on and encounters another passer by. 'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in the UK!' The person says, 'I not British, I Polish!' The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediteo Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Good one Roger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gec Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Good one Roger! said one more (illegal) immigrant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted January 25, 2010 Share Posted January 25, 2010 Good one Rog! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_O_A_D Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 That works over here too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DD_asas Posted January 26, 2010 Share Posted January 26, 2010 NIce one, Rog. Just receive the reply from my wife, after sending the joke to her: "Lolololol". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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