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Tropical island

On a group of beautiful deserted tropical islands in the middle of nowhere, the following

people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck:

2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

2 French men and 1 French woman

2 German men and 1 German woman

2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

2 English men and 1 English woman

2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

2 American men and 1 American woman

2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

One month later on these same absolutely, stunningly beautiful desert (and deserted)Islands

in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German

woman.

The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking

for them.

The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

The 2 Bulgarian men took one look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian

woman, and started swimming...

The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

The 2 Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant, and a laundromat.

And have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for the store.

The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman

keeps endlessly complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do

everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores,

how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and

treated her nicer than they do, how her relationship with her mother is improving, and at

least the taxes are low, and it isn't raining....

The 2 Irish men have divided the Island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do

not remember if sex is in the picture, because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of

coconut whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.

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2 Danish men and one woman.

The two Danish men are mortified when they discover that the woman was not a woman.

And the South Africans had a similar experience.

  • 2 weeks later...
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One of the swedish men playing golf with the brittish. The other swedish man is doing cooking, laundery, waxing the car, cleaning and vaccuming whilst the swedish woman having sex with the italian man.

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