Blairgowrie Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to generation, says that: "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount". However, UK government when dealing with Bankers employs more advanced strategies, such as: 1. Making more oats available. 2. Changing riders. 3. Appointing a committee to study the horse. 4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses. 5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included. 6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired. 7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse. 8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed. 9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse´s performance. 10. Appointing consultants to do a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the deadhorse´s performance. 11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses. 12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses. 13. Promoting the dead horse to a regulatory position. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rico Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 lol! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum B16Enk Posted February 14, 2009 1. DDz Quorum Share Posted February 14, 2009 Forgot #14 14. Funding of a commission to determine if establishing a Dead Horse breeding program would yield long term benefits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 15: is Dead Horse's situation due to systematic racism against it perpetrated by a white-male dominated workforce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediteo Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 16: Creating legislation for enforcing equal amounts of Male and Female dead horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted February 14, 2009 Share Posted February 14, 2009 Memo for General Circulation to All Members of the Dead-Horse Policy Review Commission. Would all Members dying on the job please lie down; otherwise, they are indistinguishable from those still actively engaged in their work. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted February 14, 2009 Author Share Posted February 14, 2009 Memo for General Circulation to All Members of the Dead-Horse Policy Review Commission. Would all Members dying on the job please lie down; otherwise, they are indistinguishable from those still actively engaged in their work. Thank you. Dat's funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted February 16, 2009 Share Posted February 16, 2009 Sheesh! Are all you guys consultants in real life? You should all get together to start a consultancy company. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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