1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted November 5, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Priory of St Oleg Newsletter Ok, Ok, so its been a while since I have published a newsletter, and I know some of the, how shall I say, more senior members of the Community will be saying that’s its about time too. Priory Elections Some of you will have noticed that I have not been around the Community much lately. This is because I was called back to the Priory which is located in a castle, high in the mountains in Liechtenstein, to attend the voting in of a new Abbot. The election was brought about by the sad demise of the previous Abbot. It seems that an unfortunate combination of circumstances conspired against him. Rumours saying that he was found trying on stockings and suspenders for a friend to see if they would fit as he wanted to buy them as a present and knew he was the same size, others had said that he had felt hungry and had picked up an orange in his mouth as he thought It would be good for his 5-a-day. Just how to come to stumble and get his hands trapped through the bars of his bed are a little mystifying, but it seems that on the fateful day, the saints were not on his side. So, the Priory has had to undergo its election process. These events can sometimes turn a little nasty, this campaign, however seems to have gone quite well. It was in danger of turning however when one of the candidates, Hilary Clitoris, appeared to be getting a little too much coverage from certain departments within CNN. Hilary had done well to reach the heady heights of Candidate for Abbot. She was originally married to one of the other Friars. They met when she joined the Priory under the Sisters Of Fallen Virtue programme. Friar Bill had picked her up in a bar and could see that she needed help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreyKnight Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 You're bonkers Colin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Excellent Colin. Up to your usual high standard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 :k9lmao: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Well done Friar...well done. Worth the (long, agonizing) wait. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Pooka Posted November 5, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Thank You for the message Frior, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediteo Posted November 5, 2008 Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 Very witty Friar, have you been considering writing professionally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted November 5, 2008 Author 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted November 5, 2008 No Jedi, I have over time produced many similar articles, perhaps a search of the forum for posts by me and the word "priory". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mctav Posted November 6, 2008 Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 Quality work Friar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted November 6, 2008 Author 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted November 6, 2008 How I joined the Priory http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,875.msg7365.html#msg7365 Meeting the back room boys #1 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,968.msg8121.html#msg8121 Meeting the back Room Boys #2 http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1476.msg12001.html#msg12001 Meeting the back room staff #3 - Brenda's Story http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,2038.msg16362.html#msg16362 A walk Down to the Pub http://www.dangerdogz.com/forums/index.php/topic,1302.msg10626.html#msg10626 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enforcer57 Posted November 7, 2008 Report Share Posted November 7, 2008 I keep getting the odd feeling that I would be right at home in England. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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