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hotel humour - rejected slogan for Motel 6


JensenPark

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Rejected slogans for Motel 6...

16. We're working on that smell thing, too.

15. Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14. As seen on "COPS"

13. If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets

12. Not just for nooners anymore.

11. We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10. You rented the room, now buy the video.

9. Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

8. We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

7. Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on your salary, pal!

6. We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery better.

5. It's Hookerriffic!

4. Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3. Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2. Cheap and Easy - Just Like Your Mother

and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

1. We put the "Ho" in "Hotel"

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~S~ JP,

You must have a "rouges gallery" of security cam footage , no ?? LOL

Sounds like your place should be a "listed building", not sure of the most appropriate list though ;)

~S~ Painbless

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~S~ Greenstreaks sir, I'm poor to , maybe we could just use the bar at JP's ?

We could get drunk before we go there and then make a glass of mineral water last for a couple of hours ! LOL

Whats the dress code JP ? ;)

~S~ Potless

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