Thank god the dudes that decide who get that fishing weight, er uh, i mean award, gave it to Al instead of that pesky old broad that was also nominated named Irena Sendler, whose only claim to fame was saving over 2500 jewish children from the Nazis in 43, and refusing to divulge info on any of them while the Gestapo was torturing her. Yup, Al deserved it more.
I hope Michal moore is his running mate next time. Nothing like justice.