The Most Interesting Man In The World

[JensenPark]

Banker, landowner, farmer, forester, ad nauseum...

I'm starting to think this is BG

[BadAim]

I heard that BG once had an awkward moment. He then clubbed it to death with a tree limb and left it's corpse hanging from a tree as an example to his servants.

[JensenPark]

Under BG's beard is not a chin. It's another wallet.

BG has been known to cure narcolepsy, just by walking into the room.

BG's organ donation card, also lists his wallet.

[Painless]

~S~ JP,

I'm sure I once heard BG say "I don't always drink beer....but when I do I get gas "

~S~ Ribless.

[JensenPark]

When BG orders a salad, he gets the dressing right there on top of the salad, where it belongs…where there is no turning back.

BG's cereal never gets soggy. It sits there, staying crispy, just for him.

[BadAim]

BG doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he prefers scotch.

[JensenPark]

BG speaks fluent French, in Russian.

[Ash]

if BG's blood smells like cologne - it must be Old Spice . . . .!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekn36qfsi74

ps: I've heard rumour that this ad was filmed in one continuous take on BG's estate

[Streak]

Oh my you guys are funny.

[JensenPark]

BG once buried a time capsule full of things that haven’t happened yet

He is so interesting, he lives vicariously through himself.

[Snacko]

BG once won the Texas hold ‘em World Championship while playing Baccarat.

[BadAim]

BG is often questioned by the police; not because he's done something wrong, but because he owns them too and they just need to know what the hell to do.

[Cold_Gambler]

He is so interesting, he lives vicariously through himself.

Personal favourite. Actually did laugh out loud

[JensenPark]

Hey, it's Angus!

The most interesting lawyer in the world.

His briefs are so interesting, he once started his own underwear line.

He is the only lawyer to successfully sue Chuck Norris.

He is...the most interesting lawyer in the world.

[Cold_Gambler]

Hey Kelly!

Whazzup? Couldn't help but think that snow in Edmonton in June was karmic retribution for all those times you said you were going golfing in February -

Some day I'll be able to fly again with you guys... I'm just waiting for the barnyard animals to fly and the seventh level of hell to freeze... oh, wait a minute, Edmonton DID just freeze... fine, I'm waiting for the 8th and 9th levels of hell to freeze.

Angus