1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted November 23, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Posted November 23, 2007 ~S~ I like the "Protest" one.... that red head looks a little like my lovely wife when I'm stood behind her feeling "amorous" !!! LMAO ~S~ Shameless Quote
JensenPark Posted November 28, 2007 Posted November 28, 2007 I kicked a burning terrorist so hard in the balls I tore a tendon in my foot... I love that man! Quote
DoubleTap Posted December 6, 2007 Author Posted December 6, 2007 Funny, AND disturbing. Nice combos!!! DT Quote
1. DDz Quorum Pooka Posted December 23, 2007 1. DDz Quorum Posted December 23, 2007 Help out this old man from up in the sticks. What's a "Full Brazillian" Quote
Enforcer57 Posted December 25, 2007 Posted December 25, 2007 Not the kind you make candles out of. I would post a pic or two I've done, but I'd get yelled at by those in authority. Quote
Blairgowrie Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 Quite a reputation you are getting around here Painless m8. I am sure none of it is true, right? Quote
GreyKnight Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 Yup, no smoke without fire as they say....... anyone got another can of petrol I could use? Quote
Klinger Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 Oh dear Painless, you have dug yourself into a deep hole.... ....I suppose all that uphill gardening was good practice! Quote
GreyKnight Posted January 7, 2008 Posted January 7, 2008 How tall is Painless by the way? Isn't he a bit shorter than the average height? I heard he almost became a sausage-jockey at one point. Quote
Enforcer57 Posted January 8, 2008 Posted January 8, 2008 For some reason I am really enjoying Painless being the subject of so many sodomy references. Perhaps there is something to this kharma thing. Warm butt sex......heh heh. Quote
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted January 10, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Posted January 10, 2008 ~S~ You loony bastages, Siobhan, my lovely red headed wife, (who has not got excess body hair, testicles or a penis BTW) ,often sits down with me and reads this forum, especially if its a funny thread . Last night , I assume because of all the gay and butt references , she walks into the lounge with a 10 inch strap on attached, looks me in the eye and says........"is this what you want sweetie ? What could I do Quote
Enforcer57 Posted January 10, 2008 Posted January 10, 2008 STop Painless, yer killin me!! The mental imagery is beyond my humor capacity....I'm in horrible pain laughing so friggin hard. Quote
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