OB1

A thing of Beauty my friend.

Booty-licious

Congrats, I'm very happy for the both of you.

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The Stig is the fastest Human in the world!!!!!!!!

Classic

Campi, Well done on your first flight in the SEOW M8.

Many Happy Returns M8.

Good one BBloke

Tonar, 2 Paws up my friend.

Thanks bud, Ya know it's great having your birthday on St. Paddy's day.

What Bike? LOL

Happy Birthday M8

Happy Birthday BBloke,

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Teacher

Kenny Rogers - Coward Of The County Ev'ryone considered him the coward of the county. He'd never stood one single time to prove the county wrong. His mama named him Tommy, the folks just called him yellow, But something always told me they were reading Tommy wrong. He was only ten years old when his daddy died in prison. I looked after Tommy 'cause he was my brother's son. I still recall the final words my brother said to Tommy: "Son, my life is over, but yours is just begun. Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done. Walk away from trouble if you can. It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand: Son, you don't have to fight to be a man." There's someone for ev'ryone and Tommy's love was Becky. In her arms he didn't have to prove he was a man. One day while he was workin' the Gatlin boys came callin'. They took turns at Becky.... There was three of them! Tommy opened up the door and saw his Becky cryin'. The torn dress, the shattered look was more than he could stand. He reached above the fireplace and took down his daddy's picture. As his tears fell on his daddy's face, he heard these words again: "Promise me, son, not to do the things I've done. Walk away from trouble if you can. It won't mean you're weak if you turn the other cheek. I hope you're old enough to understand: Son, you don't have to fight to be a man." The Gatlin boys just laughed at him when he walked into the barroom. One of them got up and met him halfway 'cross the floor. When Tommy turned around they said, "Hey look! ol' yellow's leavin'." But you coulda heard a pin drop when Tommy stopped and blocked the door. Twenty years of crawlin' was bottled up inside him. He wasn't holdin' nothin' back; he let 'em have it all. When Tommy left the barroom not a Gatlin boy was standin'. He said, "This one's for Becky," as he watched the last one fall. And I heard him say, "I promised you, Dad, not to do the things you done. I walk away from trouble when I can. Now please don't think I'm weak, I didn't turn the other cheek, and Papa, I sure hope you understand: Sometimes you gotta fight when you're a man." Ev'ryone considered him the coward of the county

We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed: GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say, 'You're next.' I hope this clears up any confusion. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death.

The Wisdom of Larry The Cable Guy . 1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm. 8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

Good to hear your back up and running mate... Ghost Hunters---Great Show. OB

There has to be at least one person out there who would ask just this question. I have 4 dogs & I was in the check out line at WalMart with a large bag of Purina. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse I told her no, I was starting The Purina Diet again. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I confided that I probably shouldn't because, though I had lost 50 pounds the last time, I'd ended up in the hospital. I had awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I have to mention here that practically everyone in t he line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my *** and a car hit me. I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he staggered out the door. Crazy lady...why else would I buy dog food??

Norm, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake. He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing?' The prostitute replies, 'Well Norm, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.' 'Three knots?' he asks. ' What's that supposed to mean?' She says, 'You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting your money back.'

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