BG yer new sig picture reminds me of one of my favourite billy connelly jokes
'This guy was going out to meet his friend in the pub,'
"How's it going? " asks the friend
Fine.
How's the wife?
Oh she's dead.
What?
I murdered her this morning.
You're kidding me on!
No, I'll show you, if you like.
So he goes away up to his tenement building, through the close ( 'that's the entrance to the tenement,) 'and there's a big mound of earth there and, sure enough, there's a bum (ass) sticking out.
Is that her?' He says,
'aye.'
'Why'd you leave her bum sticking out?'
'I need somewhere to park my bike.'