George Bush dies and goes down below and meets the Devil who says.
"You're on my list but I have no room for you. But you definitely
have to stay here, so I'm going to have to let some-one else go. I've got
three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of
them go, so you can take their place. I'll even let you decide who
leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good considering the
circumstances,
so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room.
In it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of hot water. He kept divingin
and climbing out, over and over. Such was his fate in Hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't
think I could stay in hot water all day."
The devil led him to the next room.
In it was Tony Blair with a sledge hammer and a room full of rocks.
All
he did was swing the hammer, time after time.
'No!" I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant
agony if all I could do was break rocks all day" commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
In it, George saw Bill Clinton lying on the floor with his arms
staked over his head and his legs staked in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over
him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said,
"Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "Ok, Monica, you're free to go!"