During one of her daily classes a teacher trying
to teach good manners, asked her students the following
question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner
with a nice young lady, how would you tell
her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee."
The teacher responded by saying, "That would be
rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?"
Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go
to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to
say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain
for once and show us your good manners?"
"I would say: Darling, may I please be excused
for a moment? I have to shake hands with a
very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get
to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted......