To: "Painless", member of the Il-2 Squadron "Danger Dogz" (hereinafter referred to as DD).
From: "Cold_Gambler", prosecutor, legal counsel representing DD.
Charges:
1- Breach of Standing Squadron Regulation.
It is asserted herein that the individual, known as "Painless", was at all material times, and remains, a member of Danger Dogz squadron.
As such, it is submitted that Painless knew, or ought to have known, of the Regulations, written and unwritten, of said squadron. It is more particularly submitted that Painless knew, or ought to have known, of the practice whereby "what happens in the meadow, stays in the meadow".
Exhibit A- hereto attached, was provided by an anonymous source.
EXHIBIT A
The anonymous source, Witness B, will provide sworn testimony at the hearing that he is not a member of DD, and that the defendant, Painless, knowingly provided Exhibit A to a non-member in support of his statements of sexual exploits.
The prosecution submits that the Regulation is based upon the need for discretion to uphold the DD reputation. The conduct of the defendant constitutes a clear breach of the regulation.
For this same reason of discretion, the prosecution seeks, by way of preliminary motion, the imposition of both a media ban and an in camera hearing.
The prosecution submits that the actions of the defendant require nothing less than the imposition of the highest sanction available to the Court. The prosecution therefore seeks an order that the worker wear Lederhosen for a period of one month, while flying exclusively Axis aircraft.
Respectfully submitted,
Cold_Gambler
Prosecutor,
Internal Affairs, Danger Dogz