Beebop-RIP Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Saw this over at M4T and just had to share.... An old Pilot sat down in the local Tim Horton's coffee shop and ordered a cup of coffee. As he sipped his coffee, a beautiful young blonde sat down next to him. She turned to him and asked, "Are you a real pilot??" He replied, "Well, I spent my entire adult life flying airplanes; Piper Cubs, Noorduyn bush planes; flew RCAF Lancasters in WWII and Canadair North Stars later, on the Aleutian resupply route to Japan in the Korean conflict; taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds; flew many airliners, and retired as an Air Canada DC-8 Captain ... so, I reckon, I am a pilot." She said, "Wow!! I'm impressed!! Well, I'm a lesbian! I spend all my time thinking about beautiful naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. Seems like just about everything makes me think of naked women. So, that's why I'm a lesbian." The two sat sipping their coffee in silence. Later, a young man sat down on the other side of the pilot and asked, "Are you a real pilot?" He replied, "Well, I had always thought I was, but I just learned ... that I'm a lesbian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothar Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I know a lot of lesbians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 I know a lot of lesbians... HOW WELL DO YOU KNOW THEM? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothar Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 You want their phone number BG? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 28, 2009 Report Share Posted October 28, 2009 You know me too well Lothar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 You want their phone number BG? So BG gets the Lesbians' number from Lothar and calls them up. They have a delightful conversation and a friendship blooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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2. Administrators Jabo Posted October 29, 2009 2. Administrators Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 ROFL, the fat, gray falcon of Malta strikes again. ~S~ JP Jabo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lothar Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 you're funny JP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blairgowrie Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 Good one JP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jediteo Posted October 29, 2009 Report Share Posted October 29, 2009 S! JP, well done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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