Stolen from UBI Zoo Forum

[Blairgowrie]

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from generation to

generation, says that:

"When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount".

However, UK government when dealing with Bankers employs more advanced strategies, such as:

1. Making more oats available.

2. Changing riders.

3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.

4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.

5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.

6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.

7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.

9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase dead horse´s performance.

10. Appointing consultants to do a productivity study to see if lighter

riders would improve the deadhorse´s performance.

11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.

12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.

13. Promoting the dead horse to a regulatory position.

[Rico]

lol!

[B16Enk]

Forgot #14

14. Funding of a commission to determine if establishing a Dead Horse breeding program would yield long term benefits.

[JensenPark]

15: is Dead Horse's situation due to systematic racism against it perpetrated by a white-male dominated workforce.

[Jediteo]

16: Creating legislation for enforcing equal amounts of Male and Female dead horses.

[Strider]

Memo for General Circulation to All Members of the Dead-Horse Policy Review Commission.

Would all Members dying on the job please lie down; otherwise, they are indistinguishable from those still actively engaged in their work. Thank you.

[Blairgowrie]

Memo for General Circulation to All Members of the Dead-Horse Policy Review Commission.

Would all Members dying on the job please lie down; otherwise, they are indistinguishable from those still actively engaged in their work. Thank you.

Dat's funny.

[GreyKnight]

Sheesh!

Are all you guys consultants in real life? You should all get together to start a consultancy company.