Blairgowrie Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Lawyer vs. Cop A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Jock cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Glasgow cop says, ' Licence and registration, please.' London Lawyer says, 'What for? Glasgow cop says, 'Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign.' London Lawyer says, 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.' Glasgow cop says, 'Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. Licence and Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Priceless!! I love it! Ah, lawyer jokes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Heee! One to share ) Thanks BG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Logos Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 Fargin' Priceless. Damn lawyers. Thanks for the good chuckle mate. Logos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 That's a classic. Chuckle each time I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted January 22, 2008 Report Share Posted January 22, 2008 As the hapless victim of horrible legal services during my divorce I applaud any and all jokes directed at these blood-suckers!! Love it love love it... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Painless Posted January 23, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 ~S~ Haemish McGowrie, that pleases on two levels ay Jim !!! LMAO ~S~ Ribless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted January 23, 2008 Report Share Posted January 23, 2008 As the hapless victim of horrible legal services during my divorce I applaud any and all jokes directed at these blood-suckers!! Love it love love it... Yeah, but karma got you back by dropping a nice blonde in your lap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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