Same joke except using our police forces here in Canada:
RCMP vs O.P.P vs Local law enforcement:
An officer is walking down a deserted street with his wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner,
locks eyes with the officer, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife,
and charges at him. He is carrying a Glock 40 caliber and is an expert shot.
He has mere seconds before he reaches the officer and his family.
What does he do?
RCMP's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behaviour.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.
O.P.P. (Provincial police) Answer:
BANG!
Then formulate plans to tell the internal affairs division.
Local Law enforcements's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click.....
(Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click!!!
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son: "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife: "You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!