Friar

Well Hello again my faithful flock, I have returned from my journeys around this fine country of ours spreading the word of the Priory of St Oleg. My journeys recently have seen my travel to the western side, that is not a reference to John Wayne although "Little Big Horn" was mentioned once or twice. I have been to Dorchester, Exeter and Bristol. These journeys have been fraught with danger. Finding somewhere to rest my head after a hard days travelling and attending parish meetings with the "locals" has been interesting to say the least. It was only on Wednesday when attempting to move from Dorchester (not pronounced "Door-Chester" for the chaps "over the pond" but as one word "Dorchester", simple?). It so transpired that a wagon carrying used spittoons from the many bars that proliferate the town of Poundberry (this in itself is an interesting place. Designed with input from Prince Charles it features no road markings or yellow lines (parking restrictions), no speed signs or lamp-posts. An idea from the Netherlands apparently. It is supposed to make drivers more aware of their surroundings as they are not being bombarded with information making them think for themselves (The Priory help us with the standard of some of our drivers.) Wondering around looking for fallen women to bring back to the Priory was not easy. I received may a strange reaction when approaching the ladies of the area if they needed picking up. Anyway back to my journey. Sister Gloria, for it is she that always guides my path when I travel on such journeys was made aware of the blockage and advised me to take an alternative route. Well I have to say although she sent me down many single track lanes, some with grass growing down the middle I did arrive safely at my destination. My route took me past many farms with lots of livestock, grazing right by the fence. Many sheep, looking at me, in their head saying “looking for a good time lovee”, but I continued (although I did take a few numbers (14 and 56 seemed like they were well up for it). Upon arriving at my tavern I booked in and went to my cell, sorry room. A single bed, cupboard for my habit and a TV (which I had to watch at an angle of 120 degrees as the tilt arm was broken. Also the Ariel cable was frayed and had to be wiggled to make a connection, but for £57 pounds a night (breakfast included but no maid to tuck me in or warm the bed, unlike the service we offer when guests stay at the Priory) I cannot expect too much. So I finally arrived home Friday evening to find much has been going on. I see that we have had some issues with hosting but that as now been sorted by our fantastic technical services department (known as B16ENK or “Roger”). The most satisfying news is to find that we have found another web weary wondering friend in the form of “Sicker55” has joined the flock. I see that he hails from Wolverhampton. For those of you who do not know, I expect Slicker to have an accent much like that of Sid from “Bromsgove” and “Reddich” (insert my voice in to your head from ts at this point, Sid I am sure wont object) Welcome my friend. I am here to serve as the totally non-denominational Chaplin. I am also considered by some to be the most senior member of the dogz although I am not sure what they mean by “senior” as I can sometimes wonder off topic…that reminds me I must remember to get the new candles from the shop. The stock at the Priory seems to be going down rather quick, I personally believe that Sister Jill has something to do with it, now where was I, Ah yes..you can contact me at any time with problems. I am especially happy to discuss any personal problems relating to relationships of the physical nature and (providing a suitable amount of money has been placed in the Priory collecting bowl promise not to use it or blurt it out should I find you on my six about to shoot me down. All being well I am hoping to be around on Sunday for the usual service where I hope you will attend. Well it is great to be back home again, although the work of the Priory will take me off again soon so, Dogz, shoot me down while you have the chance.

perhaps when you fit the new fan the old one could be somehow wired up for your bridge?

I would like to wish Gec happy birthday in my best fluent Croatian......"H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y G E C! "

FT, would it not be better to have the traffic BEHIND the camera car to avoid it being in shot?

Ok will Try again in a bit

have zipped the folder and uploaded to here http://dangerdogz.com/forums/files/file/762-smart-technologyzip/ hope it helps

sorry Dave, I have X52 pro which I thin is different? if not happy to provide what ever you need

HI Jabo, during the game (assetto corsa of course as this is THE only other game) some cars are generating cpu >95% messages and the gane then goes stuttery and the sound goes porked. It is an issue that others have as well, I was just wondering if it might help.

Hello, Playing my "other game" i am getting cpu load issues. As i have on board sound, would adding a dedicated sound card make any difference?

FT, you sir are epic!

What was the music you used for the trailer?

Staff training session.......

The Priory would like to send its warmest wishes (probably Sister Hannah) to Bongodriver on the occasion of his 44th Birthday. Salute Sir!

@bluebear Just watched the trailer, excellent work mate!, and the comms at the end, brilliant!

@arthur - Yes I have had it working on Windows 7 64 bit with no problem

Microsoft sidewinder steering wheel and pedals now available! Recently refurbished by Jabo this wheel has been great for me playing Assetto Corsa (it will be for you too, go on you know you want to, this is the only approved "other game" by the Priory other than IL2/Clod of course) Get Assetto Corsa and you too can be thrashing round famous racing circuits in no time just for the cost of the postage And incase you are wondering why I am passing it on, I am not giving up on the game, the green eyed monster came to visit and I wanted what the other boys had so I have upgraded to fit the category of "all the gear and no idea" Friar

It was flying through blind panic of getting lost........

Can I have a mossie along side Bluebear please I need a shirt tail to hang on to........

Hi chaps Just wanted to say sorry for not being around much recently. Work has been tough plus Heather has needed to get an important assignment done for college for which she needed the computer so her requirements had to come first Hopefully I will be able to get more stick time soon Seeing the video bb posted makes me miss you guys all the more Keep the faith and uk chaps check out the daily mail web site for the chance to win a flight in a spitfire over channel fron Sussex Friar

Free to a good home (for the cost of postage).... Nvidia GTX 460 Sonic 1024m GDDR5 258B Dual-DVI HDMI CRT (has added second fan) This card has seen active service for both myself and Painless and has never given any problems.

As a numpty to this that was an excellent find and post OD. Thank you.

I used PC Specialist and have had not problems, even upgraded bits myself.

Thanks to FT for helping me get a bit more sorted and to Fen for the advice. Managed to make a number of flights and am now starting to get a grp on the settings.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqcSWOYUE-Q

Salute Guys, many happy return to one and all.