As a mod, I feel that it is my duty to inform you that you are treading on thin ice in this forum. You're on step away from a permanent ban mister man!
I have to agree with Dazza an this one. At first I thought the topic was about a proxy checker, and with that in mind, Dazza's post made no frickin' sense. But when I saw that the new member's name was actually "Proxy Checker" it all became clear. I agree that it is fishy.
Therefore, I submit for the team's approval, the following proclamation:
"Here ye! Here ye! Notice all ye present this 11th day of May, the year of out Lord 2006, that Proxy Checker shall provide proof of difinitive human existence by posting in this thread and/or by dunking him/her into water to see if he/she floats. Failure to do so shall result in confinement of up to 6 months in the town stockade or a 2 hour conversation with Psycho, whichever punishment the magistrate shall deem more appropriate. Upon completion of the sentence, Proxy Server shall be banished from the kingdom of Kay-Nine-Dia forever, and escorted to the border by BG, provided BG can be enticed to put the bottle down long enough to make the journey. Thus be the ruling of this court, and may Oleg have mercy on your soul!"