CaptJackG Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Once upon a time, a Fighter pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry me?" The princess said, "No!" And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, martinis and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and even left the toilet seat up......... The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Sweper Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Well done mate ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kira Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Ah, so there are advantages to being single. Thanks for reminding me. I needed that about now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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