The Fighter Pilot And The Princess

[CaptJackG]

Once upon a time, a Fighter pilot asked a beautiful princess, "Will you marry

me?"

The princess said, "No!"

And the pilot lived happily ever after and flew jets all over the world and

drove hot cars and banged skinny long-legged big-titted flight attendants and

hunted and fished and went to topless bars and dated women half his age and

drank whiskey, martinis and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never

paid child support or alimony and kept his house and guns and ate cold spam

and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on

while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was frickin

cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and even left the toilet

seat up.........

The End

[Tonar]

[Sweper]

Well done mate !

[Kira]

Ah, so there are advantages to being single. Thanks for reminding me. I needed that about now.