Little Johnny Strikes Again

[PapaBear]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

[BluBear]

[DD_Arthur]

Is your Dad Frank Carson, Blubear?

[BluBear]

It's a cracker! lol

[DD_Bongodriver]

LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN...AGAIN

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'contagious' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My Mummy said I shouldn't get too close to her when she has a cold because it's contagious'

The teacher said, 'That was good...anybody else?

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My Daddy started laughing at something he saw on TV and we all started laughing with him because laughter is contagious'

The teacher said, 'Well, that was good too Sally....anybody else?'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'contagious', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My Dad has been building a garden shed and it's taking the contagious.'

The teacher sat down and cried.