Some A Little Sick......but.....

[CaptJackG]

Some a little sick, but............

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the

biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said, "You're pulling

my leg."

I saw a poor old lady fall over today on the ice!! At least I presume

she was poor - she only had $1.20 in her purse.

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my

girlfriend yet.

Went for my routine checkup today and everything seemed to be going

fine until he stuck his index finger up my butt! Do you think I should

change dentists?

A wife says to her husband you're always pushing me around and talking

behind my back. He says what do you expect? You're in a wheel chair.

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the

worst. So, I have been to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes

back.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost

by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair?

Apparently the correct answer was Africa !!!

One of the other questions that I missed was to name two things

commonly found in cells. It appears that Mexicans and Blacks is not

the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but

I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new

bomber jackets.

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on

Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing

I know 4,000 Muslims have added me as a friend!!

I found a talking Muslim doll in the store. We don’t know what it

says; no one will pull the string.

[Sweper]

Not to sick for me mate

[PapaBear]

Nor me lol

[Painless]

~S~ Capt sir,

Excellent !! TY for sharing m8.

~S~ P.