rox Posted November 25, 2010 Report Share Posted November 25, 2010 On Friar's MDS earlier tonight. I flew in low from France, on my special infiltration & sabotage mission. My ride? A marvel of engineering. As quiet as an I-16 after pulling negative G, as stealthy as a Catalina with a leak. Armed not to blow up and destroy, but to stab through the heart. As I crossed the channel after 23 hours of flying from France, I went in low south of Dover, the flak never noticing me in my superb discretion, furious battles raging above. I approach my target area at grasstop level, decrease speed, (and start recording). ICH MADE IT! First ich dealen mit possible threat. Mein 7.92 kaliber ist die beste! It blowen up artillery zu smitherines-en. Ich bin ingoren geparkt aerokraften becaus main ammunition bist limitieren. Ich searchen fur softeren targeten. Ich habe founden trucken. HA! Taken das british autos! BMW senden its regards-en! MEHR DESTRUKTION! After destroyen die dreimal A und die autos, ich wanteden zu turnen arounden and shootzen ein big barrage balloonen, aber ich hat made ein miskalkulazion un gekrashen in hausen. If ich hat back zu France managed geflyen, no doubten Goering would 130 pointen on mein uniformen awarden. From Nazi Hell, Yours sincerely, Friedrich Heinz (Nazi satan ist forzen me lektures aus deutsches language gelernen) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribunus Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Der Führer has said that the new secret weapons would change the course of the war. Today Europe, tomorrow the WORLD Sieg Heil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_O_A_D Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Uber ROFLMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smash Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 haha my last names HEINZE rofl...... german WWII ninjas hahahahah.... i like the whole story thing lol that was pretty awesome... nice pics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rox Posted November 26, 2010 Author Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 always rewarding to break the usual search and destroy routine with messing around with a crap plane and actually doing something useful with it. I would have got 130 points if I made it back, probably more as I still had ammo. Compared to later when I flew in with a 109 over the channel only to be shot down by flak twice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted November 26, 2010 Report Share Posted November 26, 2010 Das ist gut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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