CaptJackG Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 Thought you would like this one……………….. Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck? Here is a little test that will help you decide.. The answer can be found by posing the following question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do? ..................................................... ......... THINK CAREFULLY AND THEN SCROLL DOWN: Democrat's Answer : Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1? Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. .. ..................................................... ........... Republican's Answer: BANG! ................................................... ..................................................... ......... Redneck's Answer: BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! BANG! BANG ! Click... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hydrashocks?! ' Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!' Wife: 'You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Enforcer57 Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 That last one is exactly what I would have said. Then i would (assuming she was pretty hot) told her she would be a great subject for photography, so she should follow me to my studio, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snacko Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I think the Ronald Regan Republician answer would be just BANG! But now days, I'm not sure what they would do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_O_A_D Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 DUH! I think the Ronald Regan Republician answer would be just BANG! But now days, I'm not sure what they would do... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 I'd have to pause for a brief second only to decide which gun he's getting shot with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JensenPark Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Best scene in the 4 Indy movies. I just love the look on Harrison's face... Like swatting a fly...and moving on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T_O_A_D Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Yep its my all time favorite for sure. I can't say I have any other favorite any better from any movie. But I don't watch allot of them either. Best scene in the 4 Indy movies. I just love the look on Harrison's face... Like swatting a fly...and moving on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadAim Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Bang, Bang. Then reevaluate. I guess I'm a republican redneck. I carry a Kimber CDP BTW. Funny, I'm trained by an Arab too, Massad Ayoob. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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