GreyKnight Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Joe was proudly showing off his new apartment to a couple of his friends late one night after drinking. He led the way to his bedroom where there was a big brass gong and a mallet. "What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked. "It's not a gong. It's a talking clock", he replied. "A talking clock? Seriously?" asked his astonished friend. "Yup", he replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked, squinting at it. "Watch this sh1t" he replied. He picked up the mallet, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound, and stepped back. The three stood looking at one another for a moment. Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screamed, "You asshole. It's three-fifteen in the morning!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Streak Posted September 16, 2008 Share Posted September 16, 2008 Good-un GK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
campi Posted September 17, 2008 Share Posted September 17, 2008 Good one GK :) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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