Bonger Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Why you never question a drunk This woman was shopping at the local supermarket where she selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quart of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee, and A 1 lb. package of bacon. As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelicts intuition, since she was indeed single. She looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about the selections that could have tipped off the drunk to her marital status. Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1. DDz Quorum Friar Posted February 27, 2008 1. DDz Quorum Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Bonger m8 you are unreal :k9lmao: (It was me that created this little space for you by-the-way) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Cllassic..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cold_Gambler Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 OUCH!! LOL :ROFL: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattler Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 Good one, and congrats on your own forum section, dude! Keep up the fine work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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